If French People Had Trouble Getting Cocaine This Weekend This Is Why
Authorities say they made the largest cocaine bust in French history last week when they seized more than a $105 million from smugglers, ruining someone’s weekend for sure.
CNN reports French customs officials noticed the hardly-unobtrusive two tons of cocaine when they boarded a sailboat “falsely flying an American flag” off the coast of Martinique Wednesday.
The giant haul reportedly accounts for more than a third of the total drug seizures made by French authorities over the last year.
According to TIME, at least three people were arrested during the drug raid, and somewhere in a French-Caribbean discotheque, the sweaty screams of “J’ADORE CETTE CHANSON!!!!!!!!!” faded away into the balmy night.