This is why you shouldn't ask people to work for free.

You can't find them at PETCO and they won't bring the emotional gratification of a real pet's affection, but if you're itching to replace kibble and fish flakes with batteries and power cords, check out these robot animals.

So you overdid it with the Thanksgiving smörgåsbord and are eager to squeeze in some extra gym time. But first, check out today's fail and learn why you shouldn't be too eager to jump on a treadmill.

The Kinks are your friday Retro Jam. Watch the irony of the band singing about Summertime while standing outside in the freezing cold- after the jump.

The Secret Service is currently investigating how fameballs Michaele and Tareq Salahi crashed Obama's first state dinner, Bravo camera crew in tow. We have a theory: Their polo buddy, Indian ambassador Arun K. Singh, got them in on the DL.

Two baby raccoons snuggle in a red fleece pocket.

November 27, 2005- Happy Birthday Andy Merrill. The voice actor helped create the lineup that would eventually evolve into adult swim, and voiced everyone's favorite cartoon talk show host.

Can you guess what movie this image comes from? Check back for the answer at 4pm today.

A plague of thirsty camels has overrun a small, drought-ridden town in the Australian outback. The only way to survive: Round thousands of those suckers up and gun 'em down from choppers.

Drunk yet? Good. Now, grab your wallet, and beat the Black Friday crowds to the best present ev-ar: our James Franco and National Book Award winner-endorsed Gawker Sarah Palin Slambook. It's awesome, and it's for a great cause.

In this slasher-movie spoof, a homicidal turkey axes off college kids during Thanksgiving break. Watch this movie instantly behind the cut.

For his pre-Thanksgiving radio broadcast, Glenn Beck made a joke about how Sarah Palin belongs "in the kitchen," and how he's sick of her "yapping." It's why he won't consider Palin-Beck 2012, but Beck-Palin is a different story.

What are you watching tonight? Let us know in the comments.

A creepy celebration of today's big bird that devolves into gibberish lyrics and human gobbling. Further proof that even the most nightmarish would-be psychopaths have a place in this world: live-action children's television.

We can't tell if you're all too busy stuffing your faces or what, but no one got today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.

Big retailers are opening today (maybe to mitigate Black Friday tramplings). Does this mean that next year they'll open yesterday? Is this gray Thursday? Anyway, people are tired of being broke so they're buying stuff.

Watch Groundhog Day instantly on Netflix. This 1993 movie starring Bill Murray is a classic and addionally, a previous Freeze Frame on Gawker.TV.

It inevitably happens every year, someone gets trampled trying to get a DVD player for $15.99 at Walmart at 5am on Black Friday. This year, don't let tragedy strike! We have some strategies that will keep you safe while spending.

Blip.TV brings us a hilarious Thanksgivng episode of Life on the Inside. When Mason suggests watching "A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving" after his guests finish their dinner things turn ugly. Watch after the jump!

Since most of us have some time off today, we're offering you some of our favorite Thanksgiving-related movies to watch instantly on Netflix. First up is the 1991 John Hughes movie, Dutch.