In the 80's it wasn't uncommon to believe that a Saturday morning without an animated avatar of Michael J. Fox isn't really a Saturday morning at all.

Jailhouse tweets: harrowing, educational, and a bad idea if you're dodging the terms of your sentence. In the midst of his prison term for a fatal DUI, Roger Avary blew the whistle on his own short-lived accidental freedom via Twitter.

According to the latest Associated Press update on Tiger Woods' car crash in Florida his wife, Elin Nordegren, used a golf club to smash the back window of the Cadillac Escalade, then helped him out.

According to Sports Illustrated anyway. An email tipster says the magazine will hand the title to the Yankees captain on Monday in a story by baseball writer Tom Verducci. But what about Elizabeth Lambert?

In this week's weekly video wrap-up The Resident highlights an exploding pumpkin, hockey playing bears, the worst job fair commercial ever and more!

Tipsters never rest! Today a source says that editors axed in brutal cuts at Forbes are rumored to be shopping a book about the Forbes brothers and a feud between them about the company's direction.

What are you watching tonight? Let us know in the comments.

In honor of wacky Lady Gaga's Monster Ball Tour, starting today: a homemade version of the insane, fashion-heavy, exquisite Bad Romance video. It might not have flaming beds and polar bear dresses, but there's spirit in that kid's shake.

Good job, shoppers: You didn't trample anyone to death this year. Things are looking positively lackadaisical out there. The Times even quotes a shopper as saying, "Everybody has been really pleasant." But what are we going to write about!? [NYT]

Congratulations, celebrity-industrial complex, it looks like you've sucked another relatively defenseless human into your boom-and-bust cycle of fame, crash, rehab, and relapse. And who can blame her.

Congratulations to Airvault for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.

Shamelessly corrupt dictator-presidents should know that predicting a near-100 percent victory two days before an election is bad behavior, even for them. Unless they care more about enriching themselves while their country starves, like Equatorial Guinea's Teodoro Obiang Nguema Mbasogo.

Not much detail about this breaking news, but Tiger Woods was apparently "seriously injured" in a car accident this morning. From the Orlando Sentinel:

As we shake off the food-induced haze of Thanksgiving, we should all say thanks that there is an episode of Glee waiting for us in the DVR. Our dancing pilgrims had a lot of distractions, but just as many revelations.

Family holidays can be stressful. And hitting the hard liquor will just cause lips to be pursed and tuts to be tutted. But the solution is here in the form of 32 per cent alcohol beer.

Our friends at GMA introduce us to a family who bring new meaning to the term thrifty. Meet a family of six who spends less than four dollars a week on groceries. We suddenly feel worse thinking about yesterday's feast.

Jesus. As if those YouTube videos of reporters falling down in funny ways weren't bad enough. Mobile, Alabama's WPMI-TV thought it was a cool idea to post tweets of breaking news on a billboard next to anchors' pictures. Nope! [PalmettoScoop]

Some nice people decided to interview Sarah Palin fans at a book signing in Ohio about precisely which of her policies, in detail, made them want her to run for president in 2012.

The passion and joy that John Nese has about soda will make you rethink why cynics even exist in this world.

Apparently the way to get people to read magazines, and advertisers to pay you enough money to support your fancy editorial aims, is to lock them in planes where there are fewer distractions.