Tiger Woods' Wife Kicks Ass
According to the latest Associated Press update on Tiger Woods' car crash in Florida his wife, Elin Nordegren, used a golf club to smash the back window of the Cadillac Escalade, then helped him out.
This is despite rumors of an argument and some alleged bad behavior on the part of Woods. Which might explain why he was racing out of his drive at 2.25am in the first place.