Tonight, CBS aired The Grammy Nominations Concert, which we live blogged in the comments. And in the least surprising twist of the evening, George Lopez continued to make unfunny jokes about Tiger Woods.

We hear Yahoo is canceling its annual "Year End Party" for 2009. That's quite a change for a company that last year held three company parties and additional bashes at the departmental level, amid layoffs.

The Moonie-owned Washington Times today issued all 370 employees a WARN Act notice, which is required 60 days in advance of layoffs that involve 100 or more people. Michael Calderone reports that the paper will be shedding around 40% of its staff. In the press release, though, this devastating cut is just a part of a bold "transformation into a 21st century media company." In that the future of media in the 21st century does not involve drawing a paycheck, yes, this is accurate. In every other way, the release is a lie.

A purged BusinessWeek-er ran into the leader of the new guard; Loren Feldman heckled some oversharing newlyweds; and a celebrity devoured a whole McRib thing. The Twitterati swallowed the awkwardness.

[Two security guards take pictures of radio host Meredith Walusek outside of Tiger Wood's house in Florida. Her sign says, "Tiger—They offered me $500,000—I'm keeping my mouth shut!" Image via Getty]

This is eBay's rendering of transaction activity on Black Friday; notice how the seller-heavy rural areas (yellow) are offloading their juno on the coast elites (red). What was the flow of crap to your neighborhood.

Yesterday we received a press release. It declared, "Hello! I recently found your blog post about Haggis and want to introduce you to our website." Oh? Which blog post was that?

Firas Al-Qaisi is an Iraqi attorney who risked his life helping the American forces in Baghdad which led to weeks of torture and dentention by Shiite militias. Now he's suing the U.S. for $200 million for trying to murder him.

In 1977 a kid from nowhere had a dream of getting somewhere. It was a time when disco was king, sex was safe, pleasure was a business and business was booming.

We get lots of suggestions of what Gawker should cover every day. Let's take a look at what's been posted over on the #tips page:

Lady Gaga is looking very lady-like on the January cover of Elle. She can't fool us! We know there is a penis hiding in there somewhere. Please help us search for it.

What are you watching tonight? Let us know in the comments.

Republican Minority Whip Eric Cantor's economic plan calls for no tax increases of any kind until unemployment falls below 5%, at which point he does not support any tax increases.

Petr Pilat and Pavel Bem pull off the first ever tandem motocross backflip. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Mr. Condom is a lovable Mario look-alike on the cutting edge of new prophylactic trends (pleasure nubs are in). Savvy enough to know what AIDS means for sales, he stands by his products, enjoying strawberry lube on ice cream sundaes.

Science: Bigger kids more likely to be big.

[Leighton Meester, Ed Westwick, and Laura Herring all take a look at Serena van der Woodsen's latest inappropriate attire on the set of Gossip Girl yesterday. Image via INF]

Congratulations to ChatieKappuis for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.

Today at Gawker.TV, a Florida State player completely freezes during a game, behind the scenes of OK Go's video, the Iraqi shoe-thrower dodges a shoe, PostSecret video confessions, and James Franco mucks up a scene on General Hospital.

This powerful speech by Sen. Diane Savino wasn't enough to have gay marriage pass in New York State today.