Well, now that NBC has traveled a few months back in time and given Leno the "Tonight Show" back, they've wasted no time in filling his crucial 10 pm spot: Look forward to Jerry Seinfeld, "Law & Order," and "Parenthood."

NBC will not, as has been speculated, keep Conan O'Brien off the air until 2013, says The Daily Beast's Kim Masters, who reports "Conan's Exit Confirmed." (Albeit by an anonymous source.) O'Brien will take a payout, Masters says, and the network will strike his non-compete clause, which means he'll be able to rant about them indefinitely on other networks. However, "should Fox go forward with a late-night show with O'Brien now, it will take months before he would be ready to go on the air." [TDB]

Not that they shouldn't cover it! But that they should not use this tragedy to advance their particular ideological points. Tonight on The Daily Show, Jon Stewart made this point in a humorous way. Also slammed: Pat Robertson.

20 zaftigs piled into a Swedish Weight Watchers facility to have their corpulence quantified: "We suddenly heard a huge thud; we almost thought it was an earthquake and everything flew up in the air. The floor collapsed..."

Did we not tell/warn you that New York-based Ukrainian mail-order bride Lera Loeb would conquer all media? Yesterday, she and her husband were on 'Oprah' to talk about their weird marriage.

As if the journalism job landscape weren't terrifying enough, now you've got to think about learning to code. It's yet another new media skill you'll need to stay ahead of competitors. And make no mistake: they're stockpiling O'Reilly books.

Talking for an hour over pictures of unspeakable destruction has got to be a grueling task. Tonight, CNN's Campbell Brown was nearly overwhelmed by two hurt kids in Haiti.

Daniel Tosh may be an avowed hater of the nation's flyover states, but he enjoys some things that are undeniably American to the core. Here, he talks about his dream job protecting the president and "making it rain."

We have no special guests this week, but that doesn't mean this live blog won't be full of special guests, like you. And we won't get a Snooki punch, but we'll get a ShamWOWW punch. And it's two hours!

Who cares about Snooki puncrhers, ham munchers, and repeated ab crunchers? Inject your reality television viewing with a bit of class thanks to Heidi, Tim, and a new cast of designers vying for the title of World's best sewer?

A worker found "a small amount of white powder residue that was later confirmed to be cocaine" in the hanger of the shuttle Discovery at Kennedy Space Center. Great, now drug cartels are using space shuttles to ferry coke. [Space.com]

Tonight we're tuned into Archer, Jersey Shore, and the Late Night wars. What are you watching tonight? Let us know in the comments.

[College Humor's Jakob Lodwick, Sam Reich, and Ricky Van Veen pose last night at the National Arts Club where they received the Citation of Merit for the Art of Comedy. Image via Getty]

A Manhattan plastic surgeon will donate all the proceeds from Botox and fillers to Haiti relief efforts on January 20. Raising awareness, one needle at a time! [Pic: Getty]

Once daily we highlight a comment that we find particularly funny, informative, or otherwise enjoyable. As today was a special day here at Gawker HQ in Nolita, we've decided to honor our guest intern, Real Housewife Jill Zarin!

A ridiculous human interest story about a domesticated deer named Dillie. The only reason we're posting it? Because in the final shot of the story, it's pretty obvious that the reporter is going to have sex with her.

[January 13. Photo via Flickr]

Like most interns, Jill Zarin arrived with a smile and a good attitude. She also brought her own intern and gift bags. Yes, it turns out that Jill Zarin is a handful. Just ask the paparazzi who found her outside!

Fallen NY1 anchor Dominic Carter has been sentenced to 30 days in jail for beating his wife. He and his wife also got special little presents from the judge, an insane person.

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