Weight Watchers' Floor Collapses During Weigh-In
20 zaftigs piled into a Swedish Weight Watchers facility to have their corpulence quantified: "We suddenly heard a huge thud; we almost thought it was an earthquake and everything flew up in the air. The floor collapsed..."
So, to answer an earlier question: America totally just lost its obesity supremacy. Nobody was injured in the collapse. The group finished their weigh-in in the hallway. [UPI]