The Golden Globe Awards, Hollywood's second-goldenest night (and certainly its globiest), will go down on live TV this Sunday night. Who will win? Who should win?? After the jump we'll break down the big categories to figure it all out.

The FBI will unveil a massive billboard today near the TKTS booth that will show rotating displays of New York's most wanted criminals. Now the distracted visitors from Nebraska won't even see the gunman in their very midst.

Jack Black may have made us laugh all episode long, but it was the surprise entrance of Owen Wilson playing the leader of the "cool kids" that stuck with us the most. We've missed you, Owen!

Senator Ben Nelson would like the Medicaid deal he finagled for Nebraska to apply to all the other states, according to a hilariously ass-covering public letter he sent Harry Reid.

Thousands of young, impressionable girls move to Los Angeles hoping to make it big every year. Why did Ke$ha break through? And what does it say about us as a culture that she did?

We know it's called a "deadlift," but that doesn't mean you're supposed to feel dead after performing one.

A reenactment of our favorite dysfunctional reality show. Only Snooki, The Situation and DJ Pauly D are 5 years old. Don't worry, they're still tanned, and The Situation still flashes his abs at every opportunity.

This one is for all the Canadians out there. Today on Regis and Kelly, Kelly Ripa's husband Mark Consuelos pontificate on the hilarity of some city names.

Skip the gym this weekend. Go shopping instead and you'll be multi-tasking without even realizing it. According to a study conducted in Britain—and commissioned by a department store, naturally—a three-hour shopping expedition burns off enough calories to make up for eating a Big Mac:

Project Runway is all about vision and delusion. The vision to come back to New York, the delusion we'll want you. The vision to wow the audience with the premiere, the delusion that there is still an audience.

Anti-gay organization sues pro-gay organization for copyright infringement, argues that an image of a straight couple with kids is "substantially indistinguishable" from an image of a family of two women with kids. Pro-gay org lawyer uses word "sassy."

Maybe being absolutely everywhere for the past year has caught up with Lady Gaga, who had to cancel a concert last night due to an irregular heartbeat caused by dehydration and exhaustion. Well, if exhaustion means "being on Oprah."

There's no doubt Wyclef Jean — who has raised $1 million since the Haiti earthquake — wants to help his homeland. But a look at his personal foundation's finances raises questions about whether it's wisely managing the donations it's collecting.

Beloved miser Andy Rooney turned 91 yesterday, but was probably not in any mood to celebrate. Excerpts from his most recent book read during a USA Today interview detail his dislike of cats and distrust brought on by fountain pens.

The final tab is in for Mike Bloomberg's campaign for a third term as mayor. It cost him $108.3 million, or $185.10 for each of the 585,466 votes he received. That's a few million more than what Bloomberg had reported previously. And it's about $99 million more than what poor Bill Thompson spent to come within a mere five percentage points. [NYDN]

While most of us are talking about how immpecably cool Archer was last night, Fox's new show The Human Target will soon debut this very retro-feeling animated opening credit sequence. Which spy show do you think will reign supreme?

Oh finally some fun! After unending episodes of grim cloudy skies and sad rubbery faces, we finally got some Housewives joy last night. I mean, sure there was also fighting and weeping, but there was also laughing. So much laughing.

Barack Obama will "write" a Newsweek cover story on Haiti. That is stupid.

It's surprising that Jay would usurp Conan O'Brien like he is. Because not only has he gone on record saying he has total faith in Conan, but NBC once tried to screw over Jay just like they're doing to Conan.

"Earlier, the cartoonist... posted the original version of the cartoon on his blog. In this version, it shows the punch line as 'AIDS' instead of 'a baseball bat.' The paper, he claimed, preferred 'not to make light of fatal diseases.'"