Meet Wendy Williams' wig stand, Shakeitha. She's a 23 year old Uptown girl, "cute as all get out," and vacationing at Wendy's place in New Jersey this weekend. Sounds like Shakeitha and Wendy are pretty close. Perhaps too close.

Listen to the jealousy in Wendy's voice as she mentions her wig stand's "boyfriends."

Jim Behrle's Kreepie Kats understand the real meaning of the Conan/Leno fracas: we will literally have to kill the baby boomers if we want anything for ourselves.

Once a day we like to take the time to point out a comment that we found particularly lulz-worthy, servicey, or just plain innerestin'. Today our favorite falls distinctly in the lulz category, dark and mean but also funny.

After sleeping with all those skanks, Tiger definitely needed to get to a clinic, but the Pine Grove mental health facility center in Mississippi? Isn't that going a bit far?

Yes, he did, because the fancy typeface he used for Our Choice had ones that looked too much like I's.

Back in 1984, Jay Leno made an appearance on David Letterman's talk show. Despite their rivalry, things seemed tame enough— until Leno had the audacity to make jokes about his shady deals with NBC behind Dave's back.

[January 14. Photo via Flickr]

Star Wars: epic testament to American cinema, or French dance hit blowing up in all les discothèques? George Lucas' classic is Francophoned and funkified as C-3PO and Darth Vader dance battle for the fate of the greenscreen galaxy.

Rush Limbaugh said various dumb and bigoted things about Haiti. People criticized him for this. Now—and who could've seen this coming?—he is digging in, and saying even more controversial things. Like somehow this is related to death panels?

Forgotten princess Britney Spears was going to court today for something. But now she isn't, because TMZ reported she'd be there. The snake eats its own tail as TMZ then reports on what its report did. Terribly meta. Also: this.

• Word has it Conan O'Brien and NBC have finally reached a deal. He'll leave with $25-30 million and could end up joining Fox eventually, although a deal is far from certain. As for NBC, fallout from the mess is expected to linger for a long time. And now Jimmy Fallon is the The Tonight Show's heir apparent.
• The networks are going to extraordinary lengths (and spending small fortunes) to cover the disaster in Haiti, not surprisingly. [THR]
• Things are looking up for financially challenged photog Annie Leibovitz. She's settled one of the lawsuits that was filed against her last year. [P6]
• The search is on for Simon Cowell's replacement on American Idol. [AP]
• Erica Hill is taking over for Russ Mitchell on CBS' Early Show. [NYT]
• A bunch of pink slips have landed at Universal Music. [LAT]
• These aren't fruitful times for aspiring novelists/screenwriters. [WSJ]
• Ricky Gervais hosts the Golden Globes on Sunday night. [MSNBC, NYM]

Every day we come across so many great things on the internet. Here's our favorite links, news stories, and webjunk that we came across today.

Ever want to walk a mile in Ivanka Trump's Shoes? Now you can, because Ivanka Trump is about to launch a footwear line, to (not) be called Ivanka by Ivanka Trump for the Trump Collection. Trump! [Getty]

It seems God's work comes with special privileges: "Unlike almost every other property owner in the city, Goldman Sachs will not be responsible for clearing the snow off some of the sidewalks around its new headquarters in Battery Park City." [Downtown Express]

Should we assume Lydia Hearst's dreams of reality TV stardom have been crushed? That would be unfortunate! She really could have set an example (see here, here, here, and here) for the youth of America to follow. [Twitter]

Dr. Oz shared more of his endless anti-aging and healthy living secrets on his show today. Gail, a charmingly libidinous lady who looked ready to pounce on the host, offered her own remedy during the Q&A portion: sex until death.

Today at Gawker.TV, a pint-size Jersey Shore, Will Arnett acts alongside Amy Poehler, Jimmy Fallon does his Neil Young impression, Kelly Ripa laughs at the names of Canadian cities, and a look back at this week in Late Night.

Congratulations to againsterik for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.

So James Franco made his much anticipated cameo on 30 Rock last night. And not only was it weird as all hell, it may have harkened back to James Franco's dark, gossip-ridden past.

HBO released a teaser this week for David Simon's latest, Treme. This teaser features "the sounds of New Orleans" and doesn't give away much info about the show. Dedicated fans of The Wire, are you excited for this or not?