I must've missed the Benjamin Spock chapter on it, because I don't remember there being anything in the book on child-rearing like this. Then again, I don't have kids, and I've don't read parenting books. So I could be wrong...

Clearly both the cameraman who failed to warn this pedestrian about the ice and the editor who decided to use the subsequent footage are terrible people, but they also deserve a big old thank you from the world.

Enjoy: a disturbing drawing of New York Times campus-conservative Ross Douthat, as Frodo Baggins.

Obama's upcoming Newsweek editorial ("Why Haiti Matters") is online. Near the end: "In the aftermath of disaster, we are reminded that life can be unimaginably cruel....That "time and chance" happen to us all." He could've just ended it there. [Newsweek]

Johnny Weir—the most fierce, fabulous, awesome professional figure skater ever even long before he stuck a mean triple-axel in an interpretive skating routine of Lady Gaga's "Poker Face"—is getting a TV show. One word: GIRL. This...is greatness:

Who knew Flickr users were so hardboiled? Not British daily The Independent, who stole from them pictures of....snow. Thrifty! This pissed off one copyrighted photographer, who posted his fun exchange with the digital director, who basically laughs him off. [Flickr]

Rollerblading is tricky business. You need balance,agility, breathable athletic shorts, the list is almost endless. In this Human Giant sketch, Aziz Ansari shows you what the most difficult part about rollerblading is.

It's no easy task to digest the goings on of the NBC late night war that was brought to a head this week. After the jump you'll find all the night by night highlights of the bitter goings-on.

At last night's Critics Choice Awards, the big moment came when, according to People, "Meryl Streep, Sandra Bullock Seal Tie for Best Actress with a Kiss." And Joe Francis wasn't there to make it happen? An investigation is called for!

As a dedicated fan of the dumb art that is tag-related humor, this is particularly enjoyable: some cute Hulu users decided to mark up Jay Leno clips. Funny! Because lots of people use Hulu, and will see things like this:

Miley Cyrus has a ring that gives her special powers, like attracting press! Jeff Bridges basically is The Dude. Tiger Woods likes hot asses, but whose? Fake hair! Golden showers! Taxes! Chicks making out! Presenting your Saturday Morning Gossip Roundup:

As the first of Nickelodeon's 'Nicktoon' releases, Jim Jinkins' Doug was a success running from 1991 to 1999. Quailman, the title character's super-powered alter-ego, garners super-powers by wearing underwear outside of his pants.

Following yesterday's late night melee, we wondered: after four nights of infighting, would détente emerge this evening? Nope! Conan O'Brien embarrassed NBC in the best way ever, Jay Leno personally attacked David Letterman, Jimmy Kimmel mocked everyone, and much more.

Sure Larry David can write two hit sitcoms but can he riff? Pace? Kill? The answer to all of these questions are YES! Listen to Larry kill different audiences in his pre-curb HBO special.

Wyclef Jean has become the face of the Haitian disaster. He's there now pulling bodies out of rubble. But more indications are emerging that his charity, Yele Haiti, is not the best place for your money to go right now.

This week began with delightful showbiz scandal and quickly turned to unimaginable devastation. For the most part, though, we just talked about the usual shit. (Plus Ke$ha.)

This week begins a new tradition at Gawker.TV: our very own video wrap-up. What were the week's biggest videos? Watch and find out.

[The post-apocalyptic models in the Missoni show strut their stuff in the blue glow of Milan's Vittorio Emmanuele II gallery to kick off the start of the city's fashion week. Image via Getty]

Tonight we'll be glued to the Late Night shows and The Soup. What are you watching tonight? Let us know in the comments.

Today on Ellen, Ricky Gervais discussed his upcoming gig hosting the Golden Globes. His demands in order to host? No singing and dancing— and no rehearsal. Also included: a superfluous shot of his underpants.