Hot and meaty: The New York Post is claiming an exclusive on Governor David Paterson having a wildly flirty, inappropriate dinner with a young, pretty Latin woman in a Jersey steakhouse that's suggestive of an affair. But is it?

Howard Stern went on Late Night With Conan O'Brien in late 2006 to promote Sirius radio. But during his appearance, Stern decided to discuss Jay's impending departure from The Tonight Show. Mainly that he wasn't buying it for a second.

Why's Paulie D posing half-naked with his iPhone? If I understand Jersey Shore, it's kind of a given: Why not? But what's DJ Paulie D doing posing half-naked on Guys With iPhones, which is loaded with NSFW gay adverts? Update!

Jay-Z Problem Number 76/99: A Christian rapper trying to 'beef' with him, as he accuses Mr. Beyonce of Satanism, Freemasonry, and membership in the Illuminati. Come to think of it, there is something decidedly evil about "Change Clothes." [ANIMAL NY]

Blogging will inevitably keep me isolated and alone from the rest of the world forever. But in this week's NYT Weddings & Celebrations, Weddings Expert Phyllis Nefler notes someone who blogged themselves to happy matrimony! *Cries in fetal position.*

Tila Tequila's latest unwillingness to acknowledge the universe's "Please: stop." advice has yet again resulted in a stream of Tweets serving as irrefutable evidence that she needs professional help. At the very least, it's disconcerting. People tend to do this!

Yesterday, Barack Obama announced that George W. Bush and Bill Clinton were going to be appointed to head up a major fundraising effort for Haiti. Bush and Clinton appeared together on Face the Nation after. Cute presidential hijinks ensued.

When a botched sex change operation leaves Hansel with a one inch penis, he reinvents himself as Hedwig, leaves East Berlin and follows love to America.

A 24 year-old Brooklyn man who found out the ultra-Orthodox rabbi he grew up under was about to be tried on 75 counts of child molestation—and that his name would come up—killed himself days before his honeymooon. [NYP]

Former Star reporter Kate Major, who fell in love with Jon Gosselin, who managed to become friends with Shit Parent of the Year Michael Lohan before leaving Major, who is now letting Michael Lohan move into her place. [NYDN]

Is Tiger Woods in sex rehab? And what the hell is sex rehab like? Montel Williams' kids miss him. Richard Gere can't pay his hotel's bills. Charlie Sheen's perfect smirk. Dennis Hopper's perfect heartbreak. Presenting your Sunday Morning Gossip Roundup:

Five years ago, Jay Leno promised Conan O'Brien he'd step aside in 2009, vowing to hand over The Tonight Show without repeating the bitter fallout of the first late night war. This past week he broke that promise.

Tonight, SNL opened with a Larry King Live parody that addressed the mess at NBC over its late night lineup. It sucked. What didn't suck, however, was Seth Meyers' anti-NBC rant during the Weekend Update segment. Video of both, inside.

That's it! Pending any breaking news, we're calling it a night. Sigourney Weaver's hosting Saturday Night Live tonight, and your open thread for the show and the rest of the evening is after the jump.

Today: beautiful relief from winter in New York City. How beautiful? Sun shinin', birds singing, people-smoking-weed-in-public beautiful! Nearly 50 degrees! Hope you enjoyed it while it lasted, though, because tomorrow and Monday's forecast: eegh. Don't forget your umbrellas.

Earlier this evening, a video was posted to YouTube of Wyclef Jean addressing questions that have arisen regarding his charity, Yele Haiti, their financial history, and their ability to impact disaster relief efforts right now.

You may recognize Jim Gaffigan from his role on My Boys, Pale Force, or his recent eBay commercials. Whether you do or not, take a listen to this bit in which he glorifies everybody's favorite food— bacon.

And here I thought a day'd go by where I don't get to write about strippers. Rick's Cabaret noted that their strippers lack "sufficient moral character" to file a mass lawsuit against them. It's like Norma Rae meets Showgirls. [NYP]

RNC chairman "His Crunkness" Michael Steele better watch out: Sarah Palin is definitively the rock star of the Republican party now that she's earning both "let it rain" money and Lady Gaga comparisons from the New York Times.

Attack of the Wrong-Wayers! If you were naive enough to operate under the assumption that your late three-day weekend travel plans would go unmolested by assholes of both the civilian and government stripe, think again. There's been another security breach.