Just when you think there isn't anything left for Chanel to stamp its brand on—maybe you'd be interested in buying a temporary tattoo for $75?—and Karl Lagerfeld comes through with another surprise. Yes, Chanel-branded footballs can now be purchased for $175. Don't forget to share the good news with all the fashion-forward football fanatics in your life! [FWD]

Sanjay Rawal, Yele Haiti's founding executive director, resigned in 2005 citing Wyclef Jean and his fellow board members' "lack of financial commitment" to the organization. Here is his full resignation letter:

Yele Haiti president Hugh Locke declared the organization in "crisis" and resigned in a 2007 memo. Here it is in full.

Wyclef Jean has defended the financial irregularities of his foundation Yele Haiti by arguing he started it with his own money. However internal documents obtained by Gawker reveal that the former Fugee made no contribution during its first year.

Barack Obama was sworn in as our first foreign-born Muslim President one year ago today. He gave a pretty nice speech that everyone has already forgotten. It is too bad he was already a huge failure, one week in!

Is there a road sign that says, "Thin Ice: Do Not Drive On This Frozen Over Lake?" We thought such warnings would go without saying, but this unfortunate driver proved us wrong.

Tom was just like you: an ordinary schmoe from Jersey, with a kid and a job in banking and a pronounced inability to attract celebrities into his general vicinity. Until one day when he met Barack Obama, became magnetized, and proceeded to attract celebrities, in much the same way a magnet attracts metal. Moments ago, Tom sent out this lengthy press release, informing the world of his strange and wondrous saga of celebrity attraction. We want you to read it all. It is just that important.

Morgan Stanley chairman John Mack was gracious enough to forego a bonus for 2009. But pretty much everyone else did just fine. Despite the fact the bank reported its first annual loss in its 74-year history this morning, the firm said it set aside $14.4 billion to pay employee bonuses and salaries, "an astonishing figure, even by the gilded standards of Wall Street" and one that's up 30 percent from 2008. Of course, it's always possible the windfall led a magnanimous banker to toss a couple of coins in the direction of the poor guy assigned to polish the Morgan Stanley logo this afternoon. Feel free to consider that the upside if you'd like! [NYT, FT]

Benoit was right! Pictures have emerged of golfing great Tiger Woods at Gentle Path, a Hattiesburg, Mississippi rehabilitation facility, where he's supposedly seeking treatment for a sex addiction. Hattiesburg is a profoundly unsexy place, so seems like a good choice.

Ever since her post-plastic surgery photos have surfaced, 23-year-old Heidi Montag has gone from the reality star we all love to trash to a girl we feel bad for. Below, our beloved hosts voice their opinions on her recent "work."

Deep in the bowels of the Trademark Office is some fresh evidence that Steve Jobs intends to name his messiah machine the "iPad": the company is in a fight with Fujitsu over the trademark.

If there's one thing that makes the ladies cream, it's Arthur Kade lookalikes with Jewfros acting like they're from Compton. Women are powerless against their charm. How is this guy even in need of help with his love life?

In your progressive Wednesday media column: the typically effeminate French (whose asses we saved in WWII) think ladies can be in charge of things, the WaPo has never been to DC, Greg Mitchell's lament, and Vice meets CNN.

Regis revealed today that his telephone difficulties extend beyond land lines. Kelly attempts to explain the simplicity of the iPhone's technology, but Regis insists that "it would take me a day and a half to tap all 3,000 apps!"

A roadie tries to hype up the crowd and manages to knock over the entire DJ rig. Didn't this guy learn anything in roadie school?

It's only been a couple of weeks since the TSA announced plans to install 300 full-body scanners at airports around the country. Which is more than enough time for an ad agency to figure out a way to exploit the subject and suggest in a new ad campaign that women will now need to pay more attention to the lingerie they wear. [Copyranter]

If American Idol is all about dreams (and it is), then last night was a nightmare. Not the sit-bolt-upright-in-bed kind of nightmare. But one of those bad dreams that's difficult and long, the ones that make you wake up tired.

At Sunday's Golden Globes Awards, the cameras caught Brendan Fraser having an awkward moment. On last night's Lopez Tonight, he attempted to explain what happened. Now if only he could explain how he keeps getting work.

Despite its name, MTV's Jersey Shore isn't really a reflection on New Jersey, says Slate's Jonah Weiner. It's more a comment on where half of the cast is originally from: Staten Island, "prime summer-rental feeder community," longtime haven to members of the Mafia, the site of one of the city's biggest landfills, and "home to the largest per-capita Italian-American population in New York state." [Slate]