Just in time for A year after the Proposition 8 vote, woulda-been First Lady Cindy McCain has lent her support, and image, to the No H8 Campaign, a pro-marriage equality group. Timely as it may not be, good on her.

You've heard about the George Clooney telethon for Haiti, which airs on Friday. And you may have seen Larry King's celebrity fundraiser on CNN the other night. But how would you like to watch a bunch of models—along with former Fugee and dubious fundraiser Wyclef Jean—play ping pong for Haiti? Because you can if you want to:

[That guy from that completely credible documentary about the Jersey Shore is snapped by paps after taping The Rachael Ray Show. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

The youth of today: what the hell are they doing all the time? Nothing good, that's for sure.

First we heard Hustler is making an Avatar porn. Ew. Then we get a release (ha!) saying the people who are making Jersey Whores are also making Not The Hangover. Is nothing sacred anymore? We've got to draw the line!

Every day we come across so many great things on the internet. Here's our favorite links, news stories, and webjunk that we came across today.

Every day we pick a comment for special recognition — for its wit, its insight, or its emotion. While there were many good political comments today, we've had enough of that awful mess. So let's talk about celebrities! And dreams.

Martha had chef Emeril Lagasse on today's family-oriented show, and the world got introduced to his son. Little EJ is a total charmer with his cherubic features, deep voice, and adorable assessment of his father's professional life.

Animal's Cajun Boy posted this Facebook picture of sexy Scott Brown's sexy daughters (who are apparently available!) and Wonkette's Jim Newell gave it the headline of the day. ("FOUND: A Picture Of Scott Brown Wearing Clothes!") So kudos, you two.

• As rumored, the New York Times plans to begin charging readers to access stories on the NYT website. It will be a metered system (so only "frequent readers" will be affected), and it doesn't start until 2011. And faithful subscribers to the print edition won't be forced to pay anything extra. [NYT]
• What are the chances Conan lands at Fox? It could happen, but there are plenty of reasons why Fox might decide to back away from a deal. [WSJ]
• The news biz: Talks to bring Ted Koppel back to ABC News appear to have fallen through; Megyn Kelly is getting her own show on Fox News; and CNN has announced it's partnering with hipster mag Vice, oddly enough. [NYO]
• Condé Nast's Fairchild unit has a new chief. Gina Sanders, Lucky's publisher (and Si Newhouse's niece) will now be running the show. [WWD]
• The Sundance Film Festival kicks off in Park City, Utah tomorrow. And it's shaping up to be fest's "most important" year ever, supposedly. [NYT, WSJ]

Congratulations to Anrkist for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.

Today at Gawker.TV, How I Met Your Mother may have poked fun at Julie Chen, another day at Fox and Friends, Stephen Colbert mocks NBC, the antics of a recently-arrested Teen Mom mother, and Brendan Fraser addresses his questionable clap.

Two Kardashian sisters spoiled television airwaves last night with a pure stream of brainlessness. This clip highlights their dumbest remarks with light at the end of the tunnel: Kim reveals she'll be punched Snooki-style in an upcoming episode!

The people who brought us the 100 best quotes from The Wire are back. This time, it's a ten-minute long mashup of the top hundred cheesiest movie quotes.

Democrats should either ram through a vote before Brown is seated or pass the Senate bill and improve it through reconciliation. Barack Obama just took the first option off the table and Barney Frank has ruled out the second.

The Way We Live Now: Cursing the minimum wage laws. Curse you, minimum wage! Were it not for your harsh dictates, maybe we'd still have that part-time poverty-maintaining job down at the canning plant. Now all we have is Cash4Gold.

This footage is pretty much exactly what you would expect. The girls talk about the size of their breasts, the guys show off their muscles, and The Situation is convinced he'll be the first to get his own spin-off.

Now that Snooki, The Situation, and crew have leaped off the screen and into our real lives with public and club appearances, are reports of their wanton ways going to screw up MTV's newest hit? Maybe.

Gary the mattress salesman hasn't met a racial stereotype that he isn't willing to exploit, and does an amazingly thorough job of offending just about everybody in this 45-second commercial.

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