If there's one thing that makes the ladies cream, it's Arthur Kade lookalikes with Jewfros acting like they're from Compton. Women are powerless against their charm. How is this guy even in need of help with his love life?

Patti Stranger is annoying in her own right, but she is nothing compared to this guy. I think she says what a lot of us are thinking when she asks, "would you play with his penis?" No Patti, we definitely would not.