[When Google owns everything (including your soul) the world will look just like this google googling a google umbrella as it googles across the google to Google HQ. Image via Googleetty]

Once daily we suspend our rabid and filthy gossiping to do the Lord's work: Recognizing one silly comment amidst a sea of silly comments so that we may all be sillier, and thus feel closer to space-god. Today: Poetry!

John Edwards decided to follow up his admission of what everyone already knew by going to Haiti to participate in relief efforts. Coincidentally, cameras followed him!

Tonight's finale of Jersey Shore will leave a gaping hole in our cultural quilt, one that can only be filled with endless parodies and reimaginings of those bronzed demigods and their summer of wonder. Here, Mario's gang pays homage.

Today on Oprah, she featured a young man named Josh who struggled with food addiction and obesity. Although this is a complicated issue, his parents definitely show how not to deal with this problem.

[January 21. Photo via Flickr]

Who doesn't? Whatever dreams of glory you may have, hop on over to the Dream Visualizer to see your dream turned into a personalized animation that you can then share with all of your Facebook friends.

Air America Media, the liberal radio network (and, increasingly, political website) has filed for Chapter 7 and will cease broadcasting this evening. All employees have been let go.

Every day we come across so many great things on the internet. Here's our favorite links, news stories, and webjunk that we came across today.

A subsidiary of wrecked insurance giant AIG is now auctioning off the wrecked Airbus that Sully Sullenberger landed in the Hudson a year ago. [AIG Aviation]

The Way We Live Now: Self-pityingly. College freshmen are the recession's littlest victims. China is a bully. Our house is cold. And trying to make it in New York is worse than the Holocaust.

Way to go and mess with the delicate balance of the internet, keyboard dog. Now we don't know who's playing who off anymore. Or is it whom? Keyboard Dog!

From the #tips page: layoffs at the Guardian, journalism still doesn't pay, and Radiohead is the new Dave Brubeck. Think about it. Meanwhile over in #crosstalk, someone is looking for a good recipe for BBQ baked beans. Can you help?

Dr. Oz reached new bodily lows on his show today, when he addressed an audience member's obsession with cleaning her colon by describing the lower intestine in gestures and cuing up comparative pictures of clean and dirty colons in HD.

• As if this hasn't already been a crappy week for liberals thanks to the election results in Massachusetts, Air America announced today that it's shutting down effective immediately and filing for bankruptcy protection. [AP, WP]
• More on the conclusion of l'affaire Coco, what's in store for O'Brien (unclear), and what NBC can look forward to in the months ahead (lackluster ratings for Leno, mammoth losses, continued shame, etc). [NYT, TW, WSJ, NYT]
• CNN has been pulling out all the stops to cover the crisis in Haiti (not to mention invested in hundreds of tight t-shirts for Andy Cooper). And yet Fox News, which has sorta ignored the earthquake (and typically avoids covering stories involving poor black people) is still out in front in the ratings. [LAT]
• Kitty Kelley's tell-all about Oprah hits bookstores on Apr. 13. [AP]
• A Pulitzer for the National Enquirer? Stranger things have happened. [WP]
• HGTV and Food Network have returned to Cablevision customers. [NYT]
• Thanks to Lionel Richie and Quincy Jones, you'll be hearing "We Are the World" (Haiti 2010 edition) again in the near future. [Showbiz411]
• Madonna and Beyoncé have joined Team Clooney, FYI. [Reuters]
• So much for free content: Hulu may start charging its users to watch popular TV shows in the future; and YouTube is introducing pay-per-view videos.
• Is the Wall Street Journal really launching a travel agency? Yes. [E&P]
• Say goodbye (arrivederci?) to MTV's Jersey Shore. [NYM, Gawker, MTV]

"It is mathematically impossible for Democrats to pass legislation on our own." -Senate Democratic memo.

Jersey Shore, the (overly) buzzed-about documentary series created by the vengeful ghost of Margaret Mead, is coming to an end tonight. (Well, a season end, at least.) So what do we do now? Explore other terrible youth cultures, of course!

Every week our commenters gather to live blog Project Runway. Look at how witty and awesome they are. So witty and awesome, you should read their best comments then come back and join them for tonight's live blog at 9pm.

We have hung on every ridiculous word uttered by the guidos of the Jersey Shore. Tonight is their final episode (for now) and in celebration we have a collection of their best sayings.

Congratulations to Lazarou for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.