Project Runway is all about vision and delusion. The vision to make designers use difficult fabrics. The delusion that burlap must be ugly. The vision to give the models control. The delusion that anyone cares what they think.

If this season of Jersey Shore proved nothing else, it's that the native "guidos and guidettes" enjoy their violence: brawls, fights, and epic punches to the face. Here, you can enjoy every single fight in rapid succession.

It is too bad we retired a certain word last year, because this party, hosted by Ronn [sic] Torossian for Congressman Anthony "Dead End Kid" Weiner, looks like a one-of-those convention.

The Office returned last night from holiday hiatus... or did it? It seems, ladies and gentlemen, in a world where the laugh track is treading water and variety hours have become a distant memory, the clip show will not die.

father of Casey Johnson and owner of the New York Jets, on how he's comparmentalizing his daughter's death from his football team's success in the playoffs, to the New York Daily News.

In case you missed it, here is the full "documentary" that Jimmy Kimmel aired on his show last night. If nothing else, it's worth watching for the artistic interpretations of Conan, Andy, Leno, and Jeff Zucker in historical colonial dress.

Watch as this ballsy kid pulls a James Bond maneuver and jumps from an overpass to a moving bus then to the street.

There's a whole lot going on in Archer, but it's actually surprisingly simply to sum up. It's the lovechild of James Bond, Arrested Development, and Sealab 2021. In the words of Ina Garten: how bad can that be?

The Tribeca loft that Mischa Barton skipped out on—her old landlord is now suing her for $21,300—is up for rent: "Luxury loft formerly occupied by A-list celebrity. High ceilings, great light, beautiful columns, new kitchen. Incredible discreet block in Tribeca close to all transportation." [Streeteasy via Curbed]

From Bow to Wow, the Today Show segment which details the desperate stories of a handful of shelter dogs before giving them glamorous makeovers, rolled out four new puppy debutantes this morning: Paisley, Bradford, Miles, and Lancelot.

This list of how to curse someone out in 100 different languages should really come in handy if your travel plans will have you passing through security checkpoints at airports around the globe. [Buzzfeed]

[Who are the ad wizards that came up with this one? Jean Paul Gaultier poses, with fake black eye and blood and stuff, with known abuser Brown, backstage at Gaultier's Paris menswear fashion show. Ick. Image via Getty]

According to the New York Times the Taliban has resorted to the kind of public image campaign that might might make them the new darlings of the Afghanistan political structure. Stephen fills us in, suggesting some ideas all his own.

It is with a heavy heart that we must end the most important sociological experiment of our time. For all that we have learned we are, there is still so much left unanswered about these mystical creatures.

The crackling sound of their midnight asphalt rides terrifies all mortals. They will bash your brains in and steal your board without warning or reason. They are the Skate Witches; only the rats are worthy of their fellowship.

Bristol Palin, whose mom has a best-selling book for which she was paid a $5 million advance and who is now a paid contributor to Fox News, is going after her unemployed ex-boyfriend for the cash he made posing naked.

You're just sitting around, kickin' it with your homies, and all of a sudden a SWAT team barges into your living room. This is not an instance where anyone plays it cool. Unless you're Avon Barksdale.

Alec Baldwin taking a coffee break on the set of 30 Rock ... Mischa Barton leaving the Cooper Square Hotel with her dog in tow and getting into a waiting SUV ... Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony leaving the Gansevoort hotel ... Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz walking home with their baby ... Brendan Fraser getting out of an SUV in front of his hotel ... Matthew Broderick walking with his son James in the Village ... Harrison Ford arriving at the Late Show with David Letterman ... Chace Crawford on the set on the set of Gossip Girl ... and Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi posing for pics outside the Wendy Williams Show.

Everyone knows that wrestling is fake (sorry kids!), but Zhao Yun Zilong shows the world that wrestling is just as entertaining with only one person in the ring! It must be conflicting for Zilong to be both the winner and the loser.