Times Square billboards are causing such chaos these days! Before CharlesandYaVaughnie.com, there was the ad for Weatherproof clothing featuring our prez looking studly. On Jan. 8th, the White House asked Weatherproof to remove the ad. Now it's coming down. [AP]

Last Friday, Conan O'Brien bid The Tonight Show adieu. Jay Leno will reclaim the "King of Late Night" title in March. But to understand the present, one must know the past: here's how we got to where we are now.

• NYC Winter Restaurant Week begins today, in case you weren't aware. [SE]
• A roundup of restaurants opening over the next week. [NYM, Eater, TONY]
• A few theories on the recent shakeup at the Four Seasons and the ouster of acclaimed chef Fabio Trabocchi just three months into his tenure. [NYP]
• Did your waiter use your Amex to go on a shopping spree? Maybe! [Eater]
• Burger King may soon start serving beer along with lousy burgers. [NYDN]
• Model/ex-City cast member Adam Senn has a new restaurant. [GS]
• In other reality TV news, here's what you missed if you didn't make it to the Midtown bar where Pauly D of Jersey Shore DJed on Saturday night. [TONY]

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[Even this moody wildlife creature in the Central Park Zoo is sick of all the tourists. Image via Anadah's Flickr]

Amid its quest for profits, Twitter Inc. has a proposition for programmers: Whisper a password, hand over five hundred dollars, and prepare to pound the microblogging startup's servers hard, all night.

What are you watching tonight? Let us know in the comments.

Today in #tips: Obama can't do anything right, you may be raising a spawn of satan, HBO gets gayer, and how to succeed as production assistant. Over at open forum #crosstalk: Happy Rabbie Burns Day! (Hint: it involves sheep organs.)

A high school recently attempted to replicate this CollegeHumor prank, in which an unsuspecting fool is tricked into believing he has successfully sunk a half-court shot while blindfolded. Unfortunately, the teacher they tried to prank actually sank the shot.

Who are the Tea Party people going to teabag this November? They have a list! It is literally a list of "Enemies of Liberty." These guys!

It wasn't long ago that Tyra declared Vaseline to be the one can't-live-without-it beauty product we just had to have. Now get ready for her next genius plot to make you beautiful, America.

Every day we come across so many great things on the internet. Here's our favorite links, news stories, and webjunk that we came across today.

Last year we paid tribute to the man who wobbled his way around the convenience store. But this guy just may just take the title away from him. Let's hope he also won a night in a jail cell.

when asked if she'd be willing to play Conan O'Brien in the HBO movie version of the latest Late Night Wars, to Movieline.

Five Seven! days a week we give out citations to comments we've enjoyed — funny ones, helpful ones, even ones with chickenpox. On this dreary-turned-sunny day, we're trying something new. Two winners.

Glenn Beck is America's second-favorite "TV personality." Leno is third.

Science: Your brain's too small to grasp more than 150 Facebook friends, unless you're very old in which case you'll remember every useless thing, but you'll never be old if you're a NYC minority, because you'll die after surgery. Science!

Today on The Wendy Williams Show, our favorite be-wigged hostess decided it was high-time to confess her love of the fanny pack, proving once and for all that—yes, fashionistas—this trend is officially dead.

On Wednesday, the president's first State of the Union address faces off against a geek's infomercial for absurdly expensive pieces of plastic. The jobless, broke, physically ill citizenry of this country is, naturally, way into the shiny plastic bits.

Victoria Hopper, trophy wife of actor and conservative curmudgeon Dennis filed her response to his deathbed divorce petition, and it contains many shocks. He was mean! He owned guns! He smokes pot and watches a lot of television!