The terrible and anticompetitive Ticketmaster/Live Nation merger got the OK from the Justice Department, so prepare to pay $200 in "service fees" for every ticket to anything you buy ever again.

Banksy on his movie: "Please don't give away the ending on Twitter." Good luck, dude.

Holy smokes! We're only one minute into Rosie O'Donnell's big Oprah special and we're already completely creeped out. Apparently, she sweats so much with menopause going on that she has to shave the back of her head.

Mel Gibson — the spasming and scandal-ridden one-time movie star — is poised to debut his first starring-role movie in eight years. Articles are being written about a Comeback! The questions is, do we really want Mel Gibson back?

Congratulations to lauralauramc for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.

Today at Gawker.TV, Kim Kardashian gets punched in the face, Martha Stewart tries fly fishing, Kristin Chenowith makes a new friend, the Worst Cooks are even worse at hiding their emotions, and a low blow on Good Day New York.

• Is Fox about to "swoop in" and sign Conan O'Brien to host a late-night show on the network? That's the rumor. In other, not-at-all-surprising Conan news, his final Tonight Show on Friday generated huge ratings. [NYP, NYDN, LAT]
• News networks are preparing to scale back their operations in Haiti. [NYT]
• The "Hope For Haiti Now" album will debut at No. 1 this week. [Reuters]
• Diane Sawyer's ratings are up 8% since taking over World News. [NYDN]
• Avatar was No. 1 at the box office for a sixth weekend in a row; it bypassed Titanic today to become the highest-grossing movie of all time. [LAT, THR]
• The Ticketmaster-Live Nation merger has been given the go-ahead . [DF]
• The grim ad climate for fashion magazines seems to be improving. [WWD]
• Comcast's acquisition of NBC will face a few hurdles in Washington. [AP]
• Oprah was "America's favorite TV personality" in 2009, according to a new poll. Frighteningly, Glenn Beck and Jay Leno were No. 2 and 3. [Reuters]

President Barack Obama shakes hands with Khloe Kardashian during a ceremony in the East Room of the White House in Washington, Monday, Jan. 25, 2010, during a ceremony honoring the Los Angeles Lakers 2008-2009 NBA basketball champions. (AP Photo/Alex Brandon)

Karen Dreijer from Fever Ray and The Knife was at a Swedish awards show most likely accepting an award for winning the weirdest freaking person on the planet. If Kanye interrupted her acceptance speech, she probably would've devoured him whole.

This family's house cat attacked a bear, demonstrating once again that there is a fine line between bravery and stupidity.

A source close to the couple claims that late-night comedienne Chelsea Handler and her conveniently well-connected boyfriend Ted Harbert have split up. Harbert is president and CEO of Comcast Entertainment, which owns E!, the network that airs Chelsea Lately.

Dan Sheridan is just a humble folk singer up there in Aspen, Colorado, who listened to his heart and sung a little tune talkin' about how the city folks come on into a place like Aspen with their fancy cars and fancy furs and big money and change things for the worse—maybe those folks just don't quite understand the magic of the mountains, which you can't buy with a big old pile of money, hmm? So of course the evil corporation that controls the venue where Sheridan was playing fucking fired him, because, hey, these are paying fucking customers here, what are you, crazy? Take that hippie shit out to the woods and play around a hippie bonfire or whatever, hippie.

If those inane questionnaires that online dating sites use to try and pair you with that special someone have yet to pay off, perhaps Eric Holzle can help. For $2,000, you can join Holzle's dating site, ScientificMatch.com, and he'll match you with someone who is "genetically compatible" with you. Yes, you'll need to provide the company with a DNA sample. ("Just a cotton swab you rub on the inside of your mouth for a few seconds," says Holzle.) And don't expect to hear about how the technology has worked wonders for Holzle himself: He's 45 and single. [WP]

When the Huffington Post Investigative Fund was announced last March, Arianna Huffington modestly described its mission as "to save investigative journalism." Ten months later, it's safe to say the fund's chief accomplishment is providing free scoops to the Huffington Post.

In this preview clip, BBC America took what was probably the most usable minute of footage and slapped it into their preview. And in exactly zero of these shots did the chimps think to use a tripod, focus the lens, or even take some quick establishing shots. Instead it just looks like a Michael Bay movie.

The kid in this video actually does all right. He doesn't seem injured, and sure, he cracked the windshield, but isn't that what happens in all the action movies, too? Ah, but it's the driver's panicked response where the true entertainment lies.

The ladies came back from their weekend off revved up and ready to go. The "Day of Hot Topics" began with Friday's clip of Oprah grilling Bristol Palin on her promise to remain abstinent until marriage. Ready, set, fight!

Gary Coleman was arrested in Utah over a domestic assault warrant this past weekend. So if anything, that gives the anchors of Good Day New York the opportunity to take some very low blows on a small, defeated man.