Sarah "Wolfie Blackheart" Rodriguez is just a normal girl from San Antonio who enjoys long walks in the woods and collecting animal skulls. She's also a werewolf, and probably decapitated a dog, took pictures, and posted them online. Ah, youth!

Supposedly this is the beginning of the first episode of Lost's new season, courtesy Dark UFO. By clicking you lose any rights to cry about spoilers, though the clip doesn't reveal much and just makes me curious for more.

If you haven't caught Miss America fever yet (seriously, why haven't you), then this behind-the-scenes look at the contestant's talents should satiate you for now. This year, instead of girls playing glockenspiel, think Coney Island side show.

The recently-freed Kari Ferrell is writing blog posts rather than being the subject of them. Her latest is a strange rant about people she wants to bone full of TMI and tricks from the Truly Tasteless Jokes book.

Here's a tip: if you're going to launch a hot air balloon, make sure it's actually in the air. Especially if you're going to fly over (and not into) crowds of people.

CBS is still undecided on whether or not to air a gay-themed commercial during the upcoming Super Bowl. The spot, from the dating/networking site ManCrunch, shows two fans who get more than friendly when both simultaneously grab for the chips.

Shia LaBeouf did tons of research in preparation for his role in Wall Street 2. He opened up a brokerage account with $20,000 and has seen his portfolio grow tenfold since then, thanks to the expert trading skills he's picked up along the way. And he's learned the secret to getting a job at Goldman Sachs, which he's now prepared to share with the world: "I talked to a lot of Goldman Sachs people, and one of the requirements of getting a job takes place in the first five minutes of an interview. They take you out to eat. The minute the menu hits the table, if you can't order within 30 seconds, you don't have the job." [DB]

Meredith Vieira interviewed the parents of a girl who was recently found murdered. The distraught mother described her daughter's remains as "lovely bones," which Vieira took as a reference to the recently released movie by the same name. It wasn't.

Here are selections from Rep. Henry Hyde's 217-page FBI file, which details a four-year FBI investigation into allegations that he took bribes to steer state contracts to favored companies when he was an Illinois state senator.

This morning, it was announced that New York Magazine deputy editor Hugo Lindgren will be departing for Bloomberg BusinessWeek. NYM editor Adam Moss sent out a gushing tribute to Lindgren, who's been there for six years and before that worked with Moss at The New York Times Magazine, to the magazine's staff.

Mark Malkoff set out to dispel the "myth" that New Yorkers are a bunch of unfriendly, fast-paced jerks. To do so, he walked up to people on the streets and asked for them to physically carry him along his way.

Rep. Henry Hyde (R-Ill.), who died in 2007, was a staunch defender of "traditional values" and a prime mover in the impeachment of Bill Clinton. And according to documents obtained by Gawker, the FBI thought he was on the take.

Oh ye accursed dark clouds, why have you returned to Orange County? After a few slightly-less-than-tragic episodes, we were greeted last night with the crumbling of a family at the happiest place on earth, a Southern California shopping mall.

Octogenarian gossipeuse and human Eraserhead tribute Cindy Adams has an exclusive: perpetual candidate Harold Ford is totally a real New Yorker! (He's also another victim of this recession, because of his 45-day leave of absence from Merrill Lynch.)

Kelly Ripa showed off a clip from her son's science project on snail reproduction: being a hermaphrodite and exchanging "love darts." But not before she and hubby make the awful gaffe of announcing that their kids mated with each other.

I am proud to announce that Gawker.com has hired a new columnist: really fucking good guitar player, digital cleanser and chronic masturbator John Mayer. I know it's true because I read it on the internet.

There are only so many ways you can say a show is brilliant and hilarious, so instead of saying how funny Archer is, we'll just show you. This week? Swapping xanax and oxycontin labels to confuse your servants.

The President is taking took questions from House Republicans, which is was pretty awesome.

Li'l Liddy James O'Keefe has released a statement on his heroic attempted felony. It includes one (1) hilarious slander against Senator Landrieu, whose office he was sneaking into in order to tamper with her phones.