This girl wanted to find Mr. Right and what she got was Mr. Wong. With what looks like 6 inches between them, this couple exceeds the standards of a normal wedding announcement with this epic proclamation of their love.

Tom Green—bet you haven't heard that name in a long, long time!—says he'd be more than happy to wait in the wings for the next 10 years to take over The Tonight Show from Jay Leno. Good to know! [VF]

Before hearing further reports from Elisabeth Hasselbeck's marital sidelines, the gals of The View took time to squawk about their dearest loves: their pets and their men. They fired on Whoopi after a self-incriminating slip about her possible open-bed policy.

Scott Roeder has been convicted of the premeditated, first-degree murder of Dr. George Tiller. He faces a mandatory life sentence. The jury deliberated for 37 minutes. [Kansas City Star]

Despite her instinctual pleasantness, the 1960s housewife still daily encountered enemies of her pursuit of domestic perfection and blissful tidiness. One worthy foe: evil black scuff marks left by heeled shoes. The lady's greatest weapon: floor wax surfboards.

Gov. David Paterson could probably save $2.1 million a year by not having 200 state troopers assigned to protect him. Instead, he recently proposed that New York legalize "mixed martial arts" (or ultimate fighting, the "sport" that features two people beating each other to a pulp inside a cage)—a move Paterson says would generate $2.1 million a year in additional tax revenue. It turns out that most New Yorkers aren't ultimate fighting fans: According to a new poll, 68% of state voters say they're opposed to the idea. Too bad the pollsters didn't ask if people would be more inclined to support the proposal if the matches involved politicians in Albany. That could be a real moneymaker! [NYDN]

We've rounded up the best J.D. Salinger tributes, stories, and interactive maps. Did you know that a letter from Salinger to a film producer who wanted the rights to Catcher in the Rye can be yours for $54,000?

John Mayer took time out of his busy schedule of banging Hollywood starlets to coo, whisper, and be "sensitive Johnny" to his throngs of adoring teenage girls on VH1's Storytellers. So who is the real Mayer: womanizer or sensitive man-child?

Project Runway is all about vision and delusion. The vision to create conflict with mismatched pairs. The delusion this is fair. The vision to allow the models to talk. The delusion they will have something to say.

It's always weird when pop culture figures from different eras meet each other. Watch our worlds collide as Pee Wee Herman and his playhouse friends play with his new iPad. Period jokes and a spot-on critique of the tablet ahead!

Here we have unsuspecting pizza delivery guys falling prey to some cool, rude, party dudes dressed in turtle suits. They are NOT amused.

Taking cues from the Republican party, Stephen Colbert decides to gather perfectly racial balance to his audience. Always sure to cover all the bases, he decides to include a tall, redheaded, newly-unemployed representative to his crew as well!

On Monday, the owners of Stuyvesant Town and Peter Cooper Village gave up control of the sprawling apartment complex after defaulting on its loans. (Tishman Speyer and BlackRock paid $5.4 billion for the property at the height of the housing bubble; it's now worth less than half of that.) Now the Post reports a bidding war is breaking out as various real estate companies look to take over control of the complex, and—as if Stuy Town residents haven't suffered enough the past few months—one of the contenders is none other than Donald Trump. [NYP]

If you're reading this post at home because your boss hates Gawker, this video is just what you need to reclaim the ability to waste time on the clock.

This is Adam Dell, venture capitalist and Columbia Business school adjunct professor. He is also the younger brother of Michael Dell, of the computer Dells. And he made Padma Lakshmi pregnant!

Yesterday, Jay Leno told Oprah Winfrey that he was "sucker-punched" by Jimmy Kimmel when Kimmel appeared on his show and took him to task over the NBC late night fiasco. Last night, Kimmel told the real story behind the setup.

After the loss of two celebrated writers this week — Howard Zinn and J.D. Salinger — it's easy to feel like there's nobody left. But there is! Lauren Conrad, Hills star and author. And now she's sharing her favorite books.

Watch this chip careen around a park on a Segway chased by a man in a matching outfit.

Naomi Watts handing over some spare change to a panhandler ... Mischa Barton walking her dog ... America Ferrera walking to her trailer on the set of Ugly Betty ... Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott leaving ABC studios in Times Square ... Sarah Jessica Parker walking in the Village ... Mariska Hargitay filming scenes for Law & Order: SVU ... Pete Wentz eating pizza with son Bronx ... Jessica Szohr on the set of Gossip Girl ... Star Trek's Zachary Quinto talking on his cell phone in the West Village ... and Julianne Moore walking downtown.

You know when you're driving on a freeway, and they have those signs that say "Maximum Height: 16 Feet"? Yeah, that's not just an estimate... because you will crash into that overpass.