It turns out the caller was none other than Ben Linus, lead singer for Radiohead and sworn enemy of the Dharma Initiative. He thanks you for following his advice wants to use all the footage you pulled of him to make a music video for MTV. You find that the Dharma Initiative was just using you to further their bizarre brand of artisanship, and you leave the company, but not before you download all the footage Ben Linus asked for. He's so impressed that he asks you to play base for his band. Congratulations, you're now a member of one of the most successful rock bands of all time.

Those cab drivers who chat in indecipherable languages on their hands-free headsets while driving? The war has begun. [City Room, previously]

Jack Shephard is perfect for roles in action movies, so you've succeeded with him. You are just about to move onto the next file in the Hanso e-mail, but something stops you. It's the sound of a phone ringing.

New York online editor Jessica Coen, once of Gawker, is joining Jezebel as executive editor.

Though it's awful and freezing today, New York is still a pretty wonderful place. Always has been! As proof, we've found some delightful videos of old tourism promos for the city, from the '30s through the '60s. Enjoy!

The two break up, and Kate's pseudo-celebrity can only take her so far. After becoming a spokesperson for a phone-sex company, she eventually becomes a phone sex operator. There was nothing you could do for Kate Austin, but all is not lost. You can still help the rest of the former island inhabitants, but not making any more mistakes is of immense importance.

Rich Uncle Bloomberg does not want terrorist Khalid Shaikh Mohammed tried in Federal court in lower Manhattan. And so now it will probably not happen. Not because of fear of terror, but because of fear of real estate prices dropping.

Let this 3-D rendered web wiz teach you all the things you never knew you never knew about the internet and social networking, while his sultry mechanized voice pronounces its jargon and irrepressible superiority unto your unworthy ears.

Congratulations to James Shank for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.

Today at Gawker.TV, tomorrow's Miss America Pageant is going to be a freak show, Pee Wee Herman gets an iPad, Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelos talk about their children's mating habits, and John Mayer's Storytellers.

Fast Company is reporting, in a reed-thin update to their obit for Miramax, that the Weinstein Co. is laying off 30 people today. We're trying to confirm, but people familiar with the firm say insiders were bracing for another round.

Who doesn't hate getting a ticket? Who doesn't love happy looking dogs? In this super cool world man and animal form the perfect symbiotic relationship and everyone wins.

Flirt Alert! Tinsley Mortimer, the bubbly blonde socialite of our dreams, is single and ready to mingle. She was spotted at Sundance looking for a man, which is pretty desperate. So we thought we'd help her find The One.

• Sundance was a lower-key affair this year thanks to the economy. [WWD]
• Layoffs: Rumor has it The Weinstein Co. cut as many as 30 staffers today. And a big round of layoffs could come to CBS next week. [Gawker, LAT]
• The Vancouver Olympics could cost NBC as much as $250 million. [THR]
• Keith Olbermann's ratings are down. Guess there are only so many times you can call Bill O'Reilly the worst person in the world before it gets old. [DF]
• BusinessWeek continues to staff up. Eric Pooley (formerly of Fortune) and New York's Hugo Lindgren are joining the Bloomberg-owned mag. [TW, TBM]
• Could a Catcher in the Rye be coming soon? Don't hold your breath. [LAT]
• Does Rudy Giuliani make stuff up every time he appears on TV? Yes. [NYT]
• Mort Zuckerman says Rupert Murdoch's plan to launch a local edition of the Journal is a "brilliant move." Translation: Extra competition for the New York Times is a good thing, especially when someone else is paying for it. [Forbes]
• The Grammy Awards go down on CBS on Sunday night. [NYT]
• George Stephanopoulos and Hillary Clinton are related? Apparently so. [AP]

Last month, the Westboro Baptist Church—aka the "God Hates Fags" crazies—released a statement condemning Lady Gaga and her "whore's forehead." On January 5th, Ryan Tate posted audio of the church's Poker Face parody. Now, there's a music video.

This file shows that one Kate Austin met one Charlie Pace on Flight 815 from Australia to California. Burgeoning rockstar, Pace, and undercover criminal Austin (using the name "Daria Truehart,") begin dating. Because of events that transpired on "Eden Island," Marshal Edward Mars, the man that made it his soul duty to bring Ms. Austin to justice, was removed from existence entirely. The two become a Hollywood power couple. You are asked whether or not this relationship should be allowed to continue or if their relationship should end.

Since no Catcher in the Rye movie was ever created, legions of fans have interpreted the book in homemade movies on YouTube. And Slate has put them all together in a brilliant, cohesive, and unphony manner.

Spoiler alert! Due to the wonders of the internet, the first four minutes of Tuesday's epic premiere of Lost have been leaked. It certainly looks to be true, as it picks up exactly where the Season Five finale left off.

Here's an appropriately lo-res image of J.D. Salinger's home and barn in Cornish, N.H., via Google Maps.