This week, Taboo explored the topic of "Strange Love". Realdolls, negotiated infidelity, child marriage, and polygamy were on the docket, and things got pretty hot 'n' provocative.

Many of us agree that Jimmy Fallon could do without his trainwreck of a monologue every night and stick to his actually-funny sketches. Tomorrow night his new "miniseries" will premiere, and it revolves around a mysterious crash in an elevator.

Did you know they're making a fifth Fast & Furious movie? Hey, if they ever make a sequel to Tokyo Drift, this guy should... not, under any circumstances, audition.

Harvard grad Will Meyerhofer used to be a lawyer at Sullivan & Cromwell, the white shoe firm that represents the likes of AIG and Goldman Sachs. After doing his "part in destroying the nation's economy," he had a change of heart, went back to school, and became a psychotherapist. Now sees clients on a sliding scale, ranging from $10/hour for people who couldn't otherwise afford therapy to $200/hour for his former colleagues, who, we imagine, have a lot to get off their chests considering how much work they continue to do for both AIG and Goldman. [Above the Law]

Bill Carter, the New York Times' TV industry reporter who literally wrote the book on late night, is working on a new book for Viking that will focus on the recent drama between Conan O'Brien, Jay Leno and NBC.

Several people sent us a Craigslist casting notice claiming they're casting new guidos for season two. We called the number and, guess what, it's faker than that rack JWOWW is sporting.

describing a 1951 dinner party with Laurence Olivier and Vivien Leigh in a private letter to E. Michael Mitchell, according to the New York Times. The correspondence has been unsealed by the Morgan Library following the novelist's death.

Wild-eyed thespian Dennis Hopper is embroiled in deathbed divorce proceedings with his wife Victoria. Today: a judge ruled Victoria has to stay ten feet away from Dennis and his family. That's not so far away. Update: New prenup details.

Today in America's Worst Opinion Section: lots of important thoughts about The Tea Parties, from confused old people who have been regurgitating blinkered DC consensus garbage for almost 200 years between them.

Bill Clinton was rushed to the hospital earlier today after complaining of chest pains. He's at Columbia-Presbyterian, which is where he had a quadruple bypass operation in 2004. [Fox News, related]

Cornell students just received an email from the University Police, warning them about an imminent, and dangerous, threat to their safety: Deadheads. Hey, we'd be nervous too.

John Mayer's recent comments in Playboy are too ridiculous for the co-hosts of the View to discuss in mere words. Whoopi and Sherri have a few song ideas for him. Hit it!

Fashion Week isn't just taking place in Manhattan. It's Queens Fashion Week, too. Or at least it was until yesterday when the snowstorm hit and organizers decided to push it back to next week instead. Which is actually not such a bad thing since you really can't expect Anna Wintour to be in Bryant Park and at the Holiday Inn in Long Island City at the same time, can you? [NYDN, NYP]

In your explosive Thursday media column: Iceland's bad bet, the wienermobile is the future of journalism, more hard times at USA Today, Conde Nast would like to be the new Wonkette, and a scary scene at Fashion Week.

Last week's "Campbells soup dress" challenge had Gawker's commenter live-blogging crew seeing red — and their eyes may never recover. Luckily, their wits survived intact. In preparation for tonight's show, let's see what quippy things they had to say.

In the MANswers universe, anything that isn't tangentially connected to babes is a waste of time. So, according to them, jury duty is the biggest waste of time in the world.

The Winter Olympics are finally here! A spectacle where once every four years, we watch sports that we have no interest in seeing whatsoever. To commemorate this event, we put together a compilation of skiiers eating it. It's brutal. Enjoy!

In honor of Betty White's "moment," we bring you this story of how aspiring comedienne Julia Wolov used a night of imagined passion with the former Golden Girl to open the doors of Hollywood.

Remember that city-sponsored competition to design an official NYC condom? The folks at the Department of Health have picked five finalists and now it's up to you—the public—to pick the winner. Unless you have something better to do, of course. [NYT]

Pop crooner John Mayer, embroiled in controversy after saying the n-word in a Playboy interview, apparently broke down on stage last night, apologized for his careless words, and said that he's quitting "the media game." (Update: There's video!) Oh really?