While most people thought Superman went back to Krypton after his stint on earth, the truth is he went incognito in Argentina. Here's he is in action when a van stalls on a train track and he pushes it to safety.

We got a hold of the BUTT Magazine's upcoming interview with Jacob's adorable husbear Lorenzo Martone and he says they were married in St. Barts over New Years even though they previously denied it. Also, Lorenzo says he's hung!

Yesterday's news coverage of the snowstorm that hit New York City was extensive, to say the least. The Late Show took notice of the news anchors making puns about the snow and tallied up to see what term reigned supreme.

These lads decided to test the old theory about the "ba-dum TSSSSHHH" sound that so commonly follows less-than-witty jokes- that it is made by two drums and a cymbal falling off a cliff. Astonishingly, it's fairly plausible!

A Radio Shack on Sixth Avenue and 19th St. in Manhattan has been totally destroyed after a manhole explosion at about 11:30 reportedly "sparked a transformer fire." Looks seriously apocalyptic. Daily Intel got this amazing photo; aftermath photos below.

Good Day New York's Greg Kelly and Rosanna Scotto have a lot of tension, so of course, when a snowball fight broke out on set, it was inevitable that one of them would get hit.

Of all the peace accords in all the world, the most inane was made between two warring factions in a house at 2000 S St, NW. Here is transcript from their negotiations as arbitrated by Secretary of State Hilary Clinton.

Yesterday, we introduced you to the farcical "Draft Larry Kudlow" campaign, a pretend movement to convince TV economist Larry Kudlow to run for Senate against Chuck Schumer. Today, for fun, we'll introduce you to Larry Kudlow the addict.

The warped adoration required to become a crazy old cat lady can be a beautiful thing if focused on a single beast. Feline sophisticate Tessa, who learned her manners from her mistress, is a product of that powerful, freakish love.

For Valentine's Day, Andrea Peyser asks her husband to bring her booze, then go away.

Hollywood Week has ended its first week! Yes, there's more than one week to this single week. Similarly, all the American Idols are German. It's just how things work — time bends, reflections change — in Ryan Seacrest's imagination world.

Katie Holmes and Suri walking in the snow yesterday ... Kate Bosworth waiting for a cab outside the Bowery Hotel ... Ed Westwick and Jessica Szohr walking hand in hand downtown ... Jessica Biel arriving at ABC studios for an appearance on Good Morning America along with Jennifer Garner ... Taylor Momsen walking to her trailer on the Gossip Girl set ... Lake Bell leaving the Bowery Hotel ... and Ashley Olsen getting out of an SUV in front of Cipriani 42nd Street.

A screenshot from Lady Gaga's "Bad Romance" video. Lobster claw heels!

Watch these unsuspecting people floating down the Lazy River at a theme park. It's all fun and relaxing til they float by the creepy dude who is peeing into the river.

Illinois hair crook Rod Blagojevich is calling on the feds to play all 500 hours of his expletive-laced corrupt horse-trading wiretap tapes, probably just to screw all the other people he talked to. Well, give him his wish, then. [NYT]

Apologize profusely on Twitter for racially charged comments about your penis and no one will believe you're genuine. Apologize during a concert with a nice bluesy lick playing behind you, and it just seems honest, raw—and bluesy!

This video features a couple of bros having a "t-shirt war" via graphics brought to life on their shirts through the miracles of stop motion animation and having too much free time on their hands.

Kim Kardashian filled in for Kathie Lee today. She demonstrated her problems reading by stumbling over the teleprompter, grossed us out by sharing her knowledge of sensual foods, and then asked for a double shot to boost her orgasms. Nasty!

Even after the Do Not Call List, they still get through! Listen to how to get them to hang up faster while still remaining pleasant.

Marc Jacobs denied getting married to Lorenzo Martone last month after photos surfaced of what appeared to be his wedding party. (The event, which was hosted by art dealer Larry Gagosian, featured a wedding cake topped with Jacobs and Martone along with two of their dogs.) It looks like that was a misdirect: Martone now says the couple really did tie the knot. [Gawker, previously]