You know the story: boy meets girl, girl loves boy, boy gets another boy, girl finds out and throws all of boy's possessions to the curb. Also introducing a boob-loving singer and a gay rapper. Time to meet cute!

It's pretty clear that this baby has been observing his parents more carefully then they realized.

Americans! So stupid, right? Instant Dutch hero Sven Kramer won speed skating gold (the Dutch love speed skating), and is prompted by an American reporter to give his name and sport. His response: "Are you stupid?" Dutch heroes are awesome.

This little boy can't manage to pull his loose tooth out. Dad steps in and excitement ensues.

[That's Leighton Meester, mister, filming a scene for "Edith Wharton's Gossip Girl" in New York; image Bauer-Griffin]

Bike riders, public health advocates, and just plain regular folks are generally happy with the idea of turning various NYC streets into "pedestrian plazas." Tabloid sex columnist Andrea Peyser hates these people, and this idea. People will smoke, outside!

Can you guess what movie this image comes from? Check back for the answer at 4pm today.

It was revealed with much fanfare that Paul Sevigny will be part of the team behind new space Kenmare. The B-word was used repeatedly. But the space is still not the true successor to Sevigny's much-missed Beatrice Inn.

I Love You Phillip Morris, in which Jim Carrey and Ewan McGregor play a gay couple, was the toast of Sundance last year, but has languished ever since. It's finally out in April. And McGregor is unhappy with the studio.

The blood of a thousand PR assistants runs through the streets after a frightful error leaves Wintour in the cold. Elin debates attending Tiger's press conference. Gabourey Sibide is so over Vanity Fair's all-white Young Hollywood issue. Thursday gossip ahoy!

Three women and four men were caned in Malaysia for having sex out of wedlock, say the Wall Street Journal. But it's OK, because the home minister has a great justification for the ridiculous punishment.

Israeli officials are to meet with their British and Irish counterparts to talk about the passports that 'alleged' Mossad agents stole to kill a senior Hamas leader in Dubai. France and Germany, whose citizens also had passports cloned, are expected to follow suit.

French Customs officials uncovered a colossal scam wherein a dozen French winemakers sold 18 million bottles of fake Pinot Noir to an American distributor. Sniffed one winemaker's lawyer, "Not a single American consumer complained."

Though Olympic fashion continues to revolve around flags and garish patriotic color, a strange undercurrent of hip infiltrated this year: jeggings-esque faux denim, a surfeit of plaid, and the world's most ironic mustache.

James Cameron is using reverse psychology on the Oscars. Ben Affleck and Matt Damon are still movie-making buddies. Christoph Waltz has a new, Nazi role. George Lucas gets a redo. Today's Trade Roundup is a veritable double-McTwist-1260 of entertainment news.

The week after Valentine's Day is boom time for Ashley Madison, the eHarmony of adultery. Spring may be for the birds and the bees, but the barren wasteland of late February is when husbands'n'wives get horny and start busting out.

Everyone is complaining about how annoying NBC's tape-delay coverage is. Well, tonight, NBC blew everyone's minds by showing some snowboarding at the same time it was actually happening. Shaun White's coach said "fucking" on live TV. And also: "shit."

The world is always amazed at how well Apple keeps its newest gizmos secret. How do they do it? One Reuters reporter found out the hard way that you do not go sneaking around their Chinese suppliers' manufacturing plants.

Lindsey Vonn Wins Gold Medal In Hurling (Herself Down a Mountain)

Bill O'Reilly does a segment at the end of every show, where he picks out who he thinks is a "Pinhead" and who is a "Patriot." It's as funny as it seems. But tonight, O'Reilly heaped praise upon the Glambert!