Project Runway is all about vision and delusion. The vision that making little clothes for little people is harder. The delusion that we care. The vision that little girls are pure. The delusion of tarting up a bunch of children.

Happy Friday, here is a Dumb Thing on Fox News post. Yesterday the squawking heads were discussing how bad college is. Why is it bad? Because it makes you liberal. But it doesn't make you smarter.

Oh, right: news haiku. Jim Behrle's started you off. Now less talk, more poetry! And apologies for not getting yesterday's winner posted yesterday. The lucky victor is unclevanya and you can read his tribute to James Cameron after the jump.

New Jersey Senator Frank Lautenberg has lymphoma. His doctors expect "a full and complete recovery."

The View had their second annual "Mutt Show" today, which showcased dogs that weren't quite as high-class as those at Westminster. The ladies discussed it's piercing blue eyes, what kind of mix it is, and if it's really a llama.

Disney is marketing Alice in Wonderland to Goths with a soundtrack featuring The Cure and "an extensive line of clothing and accessories" at Hot Topic, including a "black shackle bracelet for $10." So much for that. [WSJ]

This week we found a guy who wanted to jerk it. But Rachel wanted to talk about his mother, his sister, and female politicians. The result? An assassination of a Chatroulette boner. [Warning: Very NSFW]

A Saudi prince is on trial in London for strangling his manservent.

The University of Minnesota medical school has solved the problem of the "embarrassment, stereotypes and concern about patriarchy and abuse" that goes along with teaching medical students to do pelvic exams. Whew!

A girl tells her family's story of adventure, joy, and sorrow: her little brother's potty training. The little lady, a self-proclaimed "potty expert", details bodily functions step-by-step, dancing in the spirit of peristalsis and demonstrating wipe-technique on a teddy bear.

In the true spirit of commerce and bottled water, this guy has figured out that people are more than willing to pay money for what they can get for free.

Who was it that attacked Mitt Romney on a plane earlier this week? It was rapper Sky Blu, from the group LMFAO. So our first guess was right. [TMZ] UPDATE: Sky Blu's video explanation, below.

Minnesota Governor Tim Pawlenty gave a rip-roaring speech at CPAC, saying we need to "smash the window out of Big Government" with a 9-iron. Has Big Government been cheating on us...? Or CPAC wants some of that Tiger Woods SEO?

Valentine's Day has come and gone. If you're one of the many unloved people in the world, this video will help you cope with your pain and lead you to your true calling: Zach Braff caricature.

Oh last night was a corker. The girls snowboarded and Julia Mancuso continued her silver rush, but mostly men twirled around on ice and we all clapped and swooned. Now that it's over, we're worried. Was it the best event?

Are you ready for the Most Important Public Apology By a Famous Golfer Of All Time? It starts at 11 and we'll be streaming and live blogging it.

Does the world need Superman? He's probably the most iconic comic book hero ever created, but it seems his invulnerability has a cost. There is buzz about another attempt at rebooting the franchise, but is there any point?

Sally Quinn has a Washington Post column because she's married to former WaPo editor Ben Bradlee. Today: she apologetically explains, at length, the circumstances that led to two of her family members scheduling weddings the same day. REAL JOURNALISM, RECOGNIZE.

Many aspects of these two-toed baby sloths appear to be a mystery to their handlers, especially their aggression issues.