The University of Minnesota medical school has solved the problem of the "embarrassment, stereotypes and concern about patriarchy and abuse" that goes along with teaching medical students to do pelvic exams. Whew!

The school is now having students learn to do the exams on an "anatomical model" rather than on a live woman. It saves money and it saves the icky embarrassment of having to touch some person's private parts, just to learn doctor stuff. No more going to med school just to molest ladies, pervs!
[Inside Higher Ed. Pic via]