The neverending power-struggle between actors and directors dates back to ancient Rome, when Zeus killed the actor Cyclops in a traveling production of The Odyssey over improper stage blocking... or something. That struggle resonates today, as proven by this video.

On Live with Regis and Kelly, Regis Philbin attempted his best Scottish accent to impress guest Ewan MacGregor. However, as the segment progresses Ewan and Kelly realize that Regis is clueless when it comes to Scotland—and its famous stars.

The latest Vampire Weekend track has quite the cameo list: Joe Jonas, RZA, and Lil Jon. "Giving Up the Gun" is so catchy that it will surely infect pop music for the next year. Don't say we didn't warn you.

This is a list of hopefully fake products that you can purchase for your canine companion. They include a chastity belt, condoms, and "HotDoll: The Sex Toy for Dogs." [11 Points]

FX's animated spy parody continues its run becoming raunchier and raunchier. Cartoon fetishism hasn't been this overt since Fritz the Cat. Last week Archer showcased tits and ass. This week? Oh my God he's... he's choking her? [NSFW]

A windmill is such a lovely backdrop for a wedding photo... until it gets mad and starts knocking over the groomsmen, anyway.

In a recent short interview with ABC's Johnathan Karl, Stehphen Baldwin hinted his dislike for President Obama, calling him 'Homie'. Do we really need another reason to think of Stephen as our least favorite Baldwin brother?

In your flippant Friday media column: Americans don't know who to trust, a money man gives up on the NYT, Conde Nast is spying on you, and Chris Dovi really got screwed.

Naked Science's experts asserted Earth will end via asteroid impact, and seemed pretty excited about the news. How can we avoid the eschaton? Launch nukes into space and put lasers on the moon to blast rogue rocks and intergalactic hamsters.

Brought to you by a tag-team of morons doing their best just to get through the simple dialogue, the combination of illiterate journalist and an incompetent production team makes for one great newscast fail.

Tracy Morgan found a way to toe the line between being funny, and being bat-poop insane. He'll give a perfectly timed zinger, then will promptly ramble-off incoherently. This week, he was everywhere promoting Cop Out, and he wore his crazypants.

HBO has released the first episode of The Ricky Gervais Show on YouTube before it officially premieres tonight. HBO also launched HBO Go this week and it'll be interesting to see if the early previews affect the show's numbers.

Tiger Woods spent 14 minutes this morning apologizing for, it seemed, practically everything he's ever done. He may have just made things worse.

Remember freshman year when the girls had to talk to the school nurse about menstruation? Well, Esquire Editor-in-Chief David Granger is doing that but for Hearst's male employees. It's called "Your Pump, Your Plumbing, and a Cocktail." Gross!

And what are the crazed antisemitic conspiracists of the John Birch Society up to at CPAC? Oh, just hanging out with Rachel Maddow, chatting about fluoridation of our water supply. No biggie. Click for video.

Apple means business this time — apps that sell sex are being tossed out of the App Store en masse.

You guys, our sistah from anotha mistah Kayla Patterson, a dedicated Twilight fan, is reeeally mad at Universal. Why? Because their movie The Wolfman, starring Benicio del Toro as himself, totally copied the whole werewolf thing from New Moon, right???

Need vacation ideas? Take the kids to DC. See the monuments, the Smithsonian, and then Ted Bundy's serial killer VW Beetle of Doom in which multiple women's lifeless bodies were transported to their grisly fate. Then Ben's Chili Bowl. [WP]

Last night's Important Things was all about strategy Watch H. Jon Benjamin (the voice of TV's Archer) as Watson and Demetri as the duo plays "Clue" with some Victorian-era hoes and try their best to get laid.

Joe Stack, the bass-playing, tax-hating Austin divebomber who murdered at least one person yesterday, left a confusingly post-partisan populist suicide note, making it hard for pundits to assign blame for his actions to their political opponents. But they're still trying.