What's worth watching live tonight and what should you record on your DVR for later? We've got the answers here. What will you be tuning into tonight? Let us know in the comments.

Honestly, who the hell knows what went on this week? It was a weird one!

[Camera crews film the reactions of people watching Tiger Woods' press conference on every screen in a Manhattan restaurant today. Notice the absence of waitresses. Image via Getty]

Today's foray into the weird world of Gawker.TV's Week in Video brings us: confused newsmen, reused music, dolled up Guidettes, and more! Check it out.

Food Tech host Bobby Bognar is exactly the kind of jackass who goes to the Tabasco factory and insists on sampling a super hot incarnation of the product. At least we get watch him suffer a bit.

William Shatner has been cast as the father in the TV-adaptation of @shitmydadsays, Donald Faison may be leaving Scrubs, Tyra promises a weave-free season of America's Next Top Model, and more!

Meaning, awesome. This Sunday, tune in to HBO for the second episode of How To Make It In America, a show about two 20-somethings hustling to make it in the downtown NYC scene. Just like you. Check out the trailer!

Anyone who compares Snooki's legs to a piano is a friend of mine. This real-life Jersey grandma is not only disgusted with the Jersey Shore cast's antics, she's also concerned they're going to get AIDs from the hot tub.

Eric Schmidt has long campaigned for free-flowing information, and even against the very idea of secrecy. But we doubt the Google CEO loves disclosure so much he'll approve of an indiscreet blog-cum-memoir by his sometime mistress.

It's no big secret that today is Gawker EIC Gabriel Snyder's last day. We suck at goodbyes, but we are great at telling other people what to do, so here are our suggestions for our former boss' next big step.

Look, in the sky! The clouds are parting and a heavenly ray of sunshine is screaming down towards Earth. It is the holy light of the Housewives, our most pious and delicate and wonderful and, occasionally, homeless creatures.

Two weeks ago, author Edward Jay Epstein explained how the $5 billion deal in 2004 had cleaned out Wall St. hedge funds. Now he has obtained the dealbook that spells out exactly what went wrong.

Political genius and shadow Senate candidate Harold Ford has called on New York Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand to release her tax returns, but says he doesn't have to do the same because he hasn't "announced" his candidacy yet. It's the rule!

The Sarah Silverman Program is always good with lessons for everyday life. This time it was to never trust a family movie from the nineties because it may lead you to decapitate a person or two—or three.

Now that ABDC's real competition is underway, two of the best groups are ones readily accused of cheesy gimmicks. The husky Heavy Impact boys and jump ropers Saltare performed so well that they transcended their quirks. At least this week....

Today at Gawker.TV, Archer raises it's sexuality up a notch with a choking scene, Tracy Morgan's best talk show moments of the week, what happened to Superman, and Joe Jonas, Lil Jon, and RZA invade Vampire Weekend's new video.

Congratulations to Anrkist for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.

The "principled old conservative is disgusted with Republicans today" column practically writes itself. But this entry from former Congressman Mickey Edwards is frankly baffling. The problem Mickey has with modern conservatives is that they are... too European.

First Elton John called Jesus gay now noted gay and AIDS activist Larry Kramer is on Joy Behar tonight to continue his quest to convince people Lincoln is gay. Stop it! No one cares.

The Way We Live Now: Ass out. We barely even know what we're doing any more. Stealing a bus? Living on the front lawn? Buying in before yet another real estate crash? It's a party!