The Way We Live Now: Ass out. We barely even know what we're doing any more. Stealing a bus? Living on the front lawn? Buying in before yet another real estate crash? It's a party!

Some desperate car thieves were so desperate that guess what they stole? A Greyhound bus! What were they even doing? After a while they left it parked in Queens. They probably couldn't afford the rent on a nice bus apartment like that anyhow.

It's just a new version of a common story. Nobody can afford to live, anywhere! Take really poor people, for example. They're getting evicted all the time cause they can't afford to pay the rent because they don't have money because they're poor.

Where are the leaders who are making this problem fixed today?

And another thing: Even when they do make a so-called affordable housing program, you and I both know what is happening to that, let's not shit one another. It is so affordable that it is not affordable because the regular real estate is now affordable so nobody even wants the affordable real estate. Think of these things in advance for the sake of the poor, government Einsteins!

Of course following the upcoming commercial real estate collapse we can all move from our evicted ghost homes into crumbling once-opulent abandoned office buildings in the urban cores and start rebuilding our shattered society, so big whoop.
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