During last night's very special Black History Month episode of The Simpsons we learned about their historical ties to the slave trade. More importantly, we learn about how/when it is appropriate to walk out of a movie.

As a result of this advice we have now also concluded the following: Kate and Jack lived happily ever after after doing it in the back seat of a Dussenberg on the Titanic, and Old Yeller is still living comfortably on that farm your parents told you about.