A year after telling Congress to please fix health care, and months after both legislative bodies passed health care bills, President Obama has released his own Health Care Reform Bill, which is apparently a fancy website.

This week a story about a mysterious island near Boston where a bunch of pale white people spend their time was the number one film. No, it's not about Martha's Vineyard! It's about Shutter Island.

Italy is known for it's architecture, wine and culture... which can all be washed away if a landslide hits. In this video, residents of a small village watch as part of their countryside is swallowed by the ocean.

What could possibly make a photo of an adorable baby and a cute-as-pie monkey better than it already is? Laser Eyes! This quick photoshop tutorial will turn any innocent person in a photo into a terrorizing menace.

Though she's still not talking about who the (cough, Adam Dell, cough) father is, Padma Lakshmi gave birth to a baby girl on Saturday. She has the lovely Indian name Krishna. Get ready for a Top Chef baby food challenge!

This pup seems like the happiest pup ever when he's jumping on his trampoline. He even tries to do something other than jump straight up, but ends up jamming his face into the base repeatedly.

Watching the brave dudes of ice dancing last night (jovial Agosto! dashing Moir!) and then considering the rowdy antics of snowboarders, we got to wondering: What is it like when two very different athletes meet in the Olympic Village?

She's a drunk, depressed mess, who can't work and can't get any help. Maybe she needs some trusty aides, like this celeb couple who treats their staff well. A disgruntled staff only makes things worse. Just ask this pair!

This talented little guy might be the next Beethoven but for now he should probably work on standing on the podium. His sister gets in on the act to, though, the podium doesn't take kindly to her either.

It's hard enough to make forks and rolls look like dancing feet, but to dress your hands in full Michael Jackson garb and do a brilliant ambidextrous rendition of "Thriller" puts all other finger dancing to shame.

In this adorable AFHV clip, cats do what they do best: be cats.

Can you guess what movie this image comes from? Check back for the answer at 4pm today.

The 'church' does not like the St. Petersburg Times. Because the Florida paper has an excellent ongoing investigation into the various weirdnesses of Cruise and Co. So it has hired three surprisingly legit journalists to investigate them right back.

NBC execs have either been watching a lot of Westerns, or have calculated that ridiculously overblown patriotism will get more viewers for the winter Olympics. In either case, two media-watchers are sick of the star-spangled blather.

New York party fixtures Julia and Vladimir Restoin-Roitfeld, children of French Vogue editor Carine Roitfeld opened up to New York Magazine. Apparently it can be a little strange to have a ridiculously fashionable parent.

"About 17% of [child] food-related asphyxiations are caused by hot dogs," say pediatricians, who add that wieners are ruthless child-killing machines, "the perfect plug for a child's airway." They demand an immediate redesign for the meaty assassins. [USA Today]

Jon Voight reunites with his long-estranged daughter for a family photo op. Hilary Duff flashes an engagement ring, Travis Barker slashes tires, Charlize joins Kabbalah, Jay-Z busts out his 'uh-oh' dance. Come and get your Monday gossip.

Conservative opiner Ross Douthat says the weekly may even deserve a nod in the public service category, and that everyone else gets a big fail for not digging into the initial John Edwards rumors — including us.

Ever since that Paterson expose fizzled, Albany bureaus have been stuck in "the day after a tragically disappointing Christmas" mode, toying listlessly with unwanted stocking stuffers. The latest: Sleazy aide David Johnson went on a football junket. Of course. [NYPost]

The parents of Andrew Koenig—who played Growing Pains neighbor Boner Stabone—say their son was "suffering from depression" at the time of his disappearance. Last seen on Valentine's Day, the star was in Vancouver.