A little tour through the trademark office shows that be-costumed avant-pop pan-flash of the moment Lady Gaga is making it official. She's made a legal brand of her moniker and may slap it on a whole host of products.

Trying to make yourself appealing to employers in these tough economic times? Note—this includes you, Tufts—video resumes are not the answer. People will laugh at you, including people who usually get paid to be laughed at. Here's why.

Congratulations to Anrkist for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.

Today at Gawker.TV, Jersey Shore kids dropped by The View, Stephen Colbert on NBC's Olympic suing spree, crazy bitches on The Bachelor reunion, Ricky Gervais and Jon Stewart contemplate a gay relationship, and Anthony Bourdain appears on Yo Gabba Gabba.

Bobby Bottleservice and Peter Papparazzo are back in the hilarious second installment of everyone's favorite online mystery series. Not convinced? Does the phrase "cameos by Pauly Shore and Fred Durst" mean anything to you?

There was quite a hullabaloo over the the possible awkwardness of an Israeli brother/sister Ice Dancing team dancing sensually to Schindler's List. So-much-so that NBC didn't even air it last night. Well just how tawdry was it? Video inside.

Up to 300 buyouts are reportedly coming to ABC News tomorrow. Know more? Email us.

You may find yourself wondering if Sqash is a collegiate sport. The above Trinity vs. Yale game proves that Squash is not only a sport, but one that demands a high level of threatening machismo.

The Way We Live Now: Nursing ourselves back to health. Slowly and painstakingly, we're seeing signs of life in our most precious damaged institutions. Like Wall Street bonus pools, and bank fees, and the Hummer corporation. Revival is for everyone!

Majority Leader John Boehner's spokesman says Barack Obama's latest 11-page healthcare proposal is "shorter than a comic book," which is bad. Needs more pages! But not as many as the House bill, which Boehner called "1,990 pages of bureaucracy."

Tiger Woods apologized to the parents of the kids his two-year-old goes to pre-school with, for all the paparazzi around the school. We're still waiting by the phone for our apology, for the overtime we devoted to the philandering golfer.

Big news!—in what could be the slowest news day ever—General Hospital has given themselves a new opening credits sequence in honor of their 46 years on air.

Thought those Super Bowl copy-cat commercials were a one-time thing? Turns out it was the beginning of a sad trend. Watch as Verizon Wireless makes a classic Big Red ad turn over in its tin-foil wrapped grave.

Every year, the US House of Representatives put together a list of bills they passed that the Senate has not yet voted on. This year's tally: 290!

There seems to be a lot of Arrested Development nostalgia embedded in viral videos of late. Regardless, this rendition of "The Final Countdown" knocked our socks off.

I'm just impressed I've come across a college acapella group I don't wish disease upon.

Condé Nast's Self magazine made our list of "Print's Ten Worst Late Payment Offenders" last year for stiffing a freelancer for 300 days. Which is about 40 more days than Condé Nast will wait for payment before it sues you.

Back in 1998, Scott Williams did an incredibly embarrassing figure skating routine set to Nirvana's 'Smells Like Teen Spirit.' Sorry, Kurt. It will always be too soon for this.

If this girl's depth perception wasn't poor enough, face planting into a creek bank isn't going to help matters.

Jersey Shore is already so incredibly obvious that the jokes about it are just too easy and often unfunny. How does the porn movie based on the show measure up? It is both terrible and amazing. Safe(ish) for work!

Raspberries! Or should I say, Ratthhhberrietthhh! Last night's episode of our gay fantasia on irrational themes was surely the best, with a fun challenge involving celebrity impersonations. Some queens soared! Others left us bored.