The prickly editor of Vogue likes to start her meetings early, and kneecap you if you show up on time. So says Anna Wintour documentarian R.J. Cutler in his Huffington Post diary about filming The September Issue:

[Secretary of State Hilary Clinton throws some shade during NATO's Strategic Concept Seminar in D.C. today. Image via Getty]

What's worth watching live tonight and what should you record on your DVR for later? We've got the answers here. What will you be tuning into tonight? Let us know in the comments.

An adult male is in custody after shooting two people at a middle school in Littleton, Colorado. The victims, a boy and a girl, are in a local hospital, and neither injury "appears to be life-threatening," according to local authorities.

Bad news, Wobblies: famous angry person Andrew Breitbart has announced that "within the next three weeks" he will personally "[take] down "the institutional left."

Mean old figure-skater Evgeni Plushenko didn't win the silver in Vancouver. He won the platinum.

Some very bored soul made a very cool Cadbury Creme Egg smashing machine. His roommates must be such patient people.

Not to be outdone by wife Brooke Mueller, Charlie Sheen has checked himself into rehab as "a preventative measure." Sorry, Charlie, it's not going to prevent us from remembering you threatened Brooke with a knife. Also, Toonces did not drive him to treatment.

Johnny Weir may not have fared as well in the Olympics we'd hoped, but he has proven that he deserves a gold medal every day for being truly outrageous. Here's his most fabulous glitterbomb moments from last night's episode.

Ellie Kemper, The Office's newest regular—who's been growing on us faster than you can say "girl crush"—takes us on a journey through an epic girls' night out, screeching, mojitos and all.


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We love that the ladies are administering the Sex and the City, Ke$ha-jabs.

Hey look: Here's a photo of Angelina Jolie with a baby adoption joke for a headline. As is often the case, you commenters went and did better in the headlining game than we did. Here are our favorites.

A Swedish app called Recognizr lets you point your smartphone camera at someone and retrieve their online profiles via face recognition. You don't even have to know the person, unlike with competing apps.

Bristol Palin will play herself (pregnant) on The Secret Life of an American Teenager, the Kardashians see success in their last episode, Padma Lakshmi gives birth, what's out on DVD today, and more!

Seriously people, Juggalos haven't gotten the recognition they deserve. They're like Libertarians but with more face paint, f-bombs, and threats of rape. Thanks to Juggalo news, we finally have a new juggavoice in the 24-hour news landscape.

Anyone noticed we haven't heard as much about Haiti lately? A Nexis search shows us that US newspapers and wires have run 30% fewer "Haiti Earthquake" stories this week than last week. What could be replacing Haiti in the news?

The Internet is in love with Thomas Bruso—AKA Epic Beard Man—the 67-year-old Vietnam Vet who treated a young punk to a bout of fisticuffs. Now that the dust has settled, the media storm (and finger pointing), have begun!

Depending on which narrative you buy into, it's an example of reverse racism, or vindication for old people, or brilliant viral marketing for Stacy Adams shoes. Here are interviews with both parties of this bout for the ages so you can decide for yourself.

Stephen Walt has advice for people who plan on writing something controversial (critical of Israel), on dealing with the reaction you'll receive from certain people (The New Republic). It is sort of the foreign policy version of this.

Hollywood marketing departments aren't that creative, so how else to sell an ensemble pic? With a bunch of smiling stars smooshed on a poster, especially in a cute shape. The only one who appears on all three? Bradley Cooper!

In today's tales that make you want to stay single forever, we take a look at what really happens when a couple moves in together. Calvin and Grant—who lived together before dating—are exploring these issues as we speak!

Dick Cheney's office has confirmed that it was a "mild heart attack" that sent the former vice president to George Washington University Hospital complaining of chest pains yesterday. So it's officially his fifth heart attack since turning 37. But he "is feeling good," expected to leave the hospital in the next couple of days and CNN's tele-doctor Sanjay Gupta is encouraged, remotely, by his progress.