Andrew Breitbart Promises Final Solution to Liberalism (in Three Weeks)
Bad news, Wobblies: famous angry person Andrew Breitbart has announced that "within the next three weeks" he will personally "[take] down "the institutional left."
He gave no further details, but I assume he's going to somehow disband the Service Employees International Union, force The Nation to cease publication, assume the Chancellorship of Berkeley, and begin drawing his own, conservative version of Doonesbury. Time for all of us to start looking for real jobs, like being a web publisher or the host of a show that airs at 3 a.m. on a cable news channel.