Maybe not forever, but at least for the foreseeable future. After Avatar and Alice In Wonderland it appears that directors have chosen to play with their new bag of gimmicks rather than, you know, bother with a compelling story.

Video artist Mike Barzman has created Pink Terror, a hypnotic color study filmed at high speed to show object-smashing and flame-throwing in the most glorious detail, with Stephen Hawking's computerized voice "rapping" over a phat beat as audio accompaniment.

Every hour or so, Jim Vandehei and John Harris, the wizards who invented the famous Washington DC newsletter Politico, send a memo to everyone about how fucking kickass everyone at Politico is, goddamn. In these memos, the word "POLITICO" is always in all-caps, so that you get really fucking excited when you think about POLITICO. Then Mike Allen puts on a party hat and Michael Calderone cranks up the Lite FM and they all dance and dance around the office. Today, they are excited about how ass-kicking their congressional coverage is.

The prolific director has gotten himself pigeonholed recently by using the same cast and similar visual style in his recent films. Our friends at CollegeHumor quickly sliced-n-diced him in this short skit.

In all the messiness of life's day-to-day, one tends to forget the majesty that is the universe on a grand scale. Let this stunning time-lapse of the Milky Way over Hawaii remind you of your insignificance.

The tabs are freaking out that Shiloh Jolie-Pitt looks like a LITTLE BOY; this issue was of such pressing importance that Life & Style put it on the cover.

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In your indecent Thursday media column: golf writers assaulted by Twitter, Pinch Sulzberger has a theory, Barack Obama look suspicious, and the headline of the day.

On Dr. Henry Louis Gates Jr.'s Faces of America, the nutty professor revealed to his celebrity panel the interrelation between them, going back innumerable generations and using extensive DNA testing to show the stars just how close they really are.

Meet Sarniagerry, a 12-year-old Canadian YouTuber who has a zest for life and an abiding love for questionable pop music. She's become somewhat of an internet phenomenon after her 244 Youtube uploads amassed over 400,000 views.

Now we love making fun of British people as the next irreverent media blog, but this clip really needs no added insult to injury.

David Paterson's chief spokesman, Peter Kauffman, has resigned.

Bookmark this post for the next time you're feeling down-in-the-dumps. Feel better—you're never going to be a stupid as the cast of Jersey Shore! Last night, they nationally broadcast their low intelligence by playing along with Jay Leno's game.

Hollywood's big gay Olympics are approaching, and the annoying "film buff" in your office is probably pestering you to enter his Oscar pool, which he's convinced he's going to win. We want you to beat the ittle nerd. Here's how!

RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively that Chief Justice of the United States John Roberts is considering stepping down. "RadarOnline.com has been told that Roberts, 55, could announce his decision at any time." The Pulitzer hunt heats up! Update: RadarOnline.com has retracted.

America's Greatest Controversy on this day in history: did a white sorority win a step show competition, ZOMG? Or would the world maybe blow up if something like that happened? And also Sprite is so racist, against Obama.

Tom Hanks made a brilliant appearance on Good Morning America alongside The Daily Beast's Tina Brown and Nicole Wallace as a news analyst. Confused about his role in the segment, he decided to use the platform as a comedy stage.

As Hanks put it, "Well, who didn't show?"

Eliot Spitzer's once-trusted confidante Lloyd Constantine wrote a book, out next week, about Spitzer's downfall—and Spitzer's none too happy. But it's practically a hallowed tradition to write a tell-all about your famous boss.

A man takes nun-chucks to the crotch and trips over a skate board. Yawn. Then Web Soup references a fake show, "Skate Chucks," which happens to resemble actual 90s movie Surf Ninjas.

This video pairs Miley Cyrus' ubiquitous anthem, Party in the USA with the Hurley's highlights on Lost. Things like this are part of the reason the internet exists in the first place. Now, how long til the Ke$ha/un-Locke mash-up?