Are you as sick of winter as I am? Why not warm up your icy, slushy day with a few witty quips from Gawker's last Project Runway live blog? Better yet, join one later tonight. The comments will be hot!

Kari "The Hipster Grifter" Ferrell first rose to fame after Doree profiled her in the NYO. She quickly became internet famous. Later, she went to jail for a bit. Now, she's in our office, ready to answer your questions, below.

This is Roy Ashburn, a Republican California State Senator, was arrested yesterday for drunk driving while leaving a Sacramento gay bar with a trick in the car! But look at these pictures. How did he stay closeted for so long?

Like all youths in my country, I sat in my family's homestead watching in rapt attention, internalizing the Canadian values transmitted through these messages. These crazy PS-ehs are remembered fondly and have become Canadian memes threaded through our personal history.

Nerds with a social conscious—how refreshing. In this clip, a benevolent American gamer saw a plea from a blind Canadian gamer that he wanted to beat Zelda: The Ocarina of Time (aka best game of all time).

So this happened this morning, on local cable news station NY1. To be fair, both Snipes and Congressman Charlie Rangel have very good excuses for not paying their taxes. [Via]

Gunner—a bomb-sniffing yellow Lab with the Marines in Afghanistan—has canine post-traumatic stress disorder. He can't sniff for bombs because every loud sound makes him run and hide. Sad, scared boy. WAR HURTS DOGS. RECONSIDER, AMERICA. [WSJ. Pic via]

The investigative bloggers at Brazil's Folha Online say Zynga confirmed keeping half the money in certain fundraising campaigns linked to Haiti relief. Zynga says it's been open about this all along. But these aren't questions the company behind Farmville relishes.

The eight residents of a house at 2000 S St., NW, in Washington, D.C. were selected to be the subject of a study about alcohol abuse and violence. These are the sad, horrible, appalling, bloody findings.

Last night it was time for the women to sing for their beautiful, diamond-encrusted supper. How'd they do? Ohh, you know, this is the Season of Horrors, so not terribly well. But not terribly, either.

Before the fallout over the pesky details of her falsified identity, Miss Cleo was just your average ridiculously accented Rastafarian stereotype, trying to bring a little piece and understanding into this crazy world for only ninety-nine cents per minute.

Valerie Bertinelli was unprepared for the censors when she came onto The View today as a guest hostess. While discussing Eliot Spitzer's infidelity, she let loose a string of profanity immediately bleeped out by the network, and shocking the ladies.

If you're wondering just how far the nearly insolvent ex-mogul Harvey Weinstein has fallen, here's a handy metric: He can't even stop a Canadian filmmaker from making an unauthorized documentary about what a gargantuan dick he is. A Canadian!

Are cruise ships still the Most Dangerous Place on Earth? You better believe it.

When kids today grow up and teach them about The Beatles, they'll see John Lennon's face and say "He's from that Citroën commercial!" A weak Twitter defense of this commercial from Sean Lennon makes this even more inexcusable. Unreal.

Scandal! New York's first lady, Michelle Paige, practically showed her ankles in public while dining out with a gentleman who is not her husband! The New-Amsterdam Daily Pictoral Post is on the scene.

Did anyone else catch that bizarre noise broadcast in the middle of Kathie Lee and Hoda's show? We had to rewind the TV twice to make sure it wasn't a glitch on our end. Conspiracy theorists: please weigh in!

In a new book called "Little Billy's Letters," Bill Geerhart poses as a little damn kid to write prank letters to famous people and institutions, for kicks. And whattaya know: one of his targets was the Church of Scientology.

Like many things in relationships, this video will show you how to seductively trick a man into doing what you want him to do without actually asking. It'll teach you how to fudge the truth and get what you want.

Nancy Pelosi has selected Rep. Sandy Levin (D-Mich) to "temporarily" replace Charlie Rangel as Chairman of the Ways and Means committee, while Rangel's under investigation for being incredibly corrupt. Sorry, crazy Pete Stark.