[Two eight-foot Oscars were loaded into a paddy wagon today after being arrested for indecent exposure and threatening police with swords while wandering around midtown Manhattan. Image via Getty]

Ben Huh's Cheezburger Network has been crowned the largest "meme aggregator" on the internet and gleans more than $4 million in annual revenue from other people's animal pictures. So why can't Huh throw more bones to his humans?

According to SCOTUS expert David Lat at Above the Law, the John Roberts resignation "rumor" AMI's RadarOnline.com posted earlier today was part of a law professor's lecture on not trusting supposedly credible sources. It almost makes sense!

Today we looked at pictures of a gay politician who likes to pretend he isn't gay. But then he gets arrested with a Trick in his car and ooohhhh, girl. One of you told us a similar story.

BLIND ITEM: Which Bonnier-owned magazine has a mad pooper befouling the office bathroom floor?

Today's episode focused on Tyra's "fiercely real" teen model search featuring girls sizes 12 and up. Tyra was in for a surprise when one of her contestants got a little freaky with her signature walk.

Jimmy Fallon and crew tackle the hilarious videos we've all been forced to watch before we start a new job. The retro video quality and nutty advice is definitely worth at least a chuckle.

Joshua Newton, the director of Iron Cross, forced Variety to spike a critical review of his film from the web because he'd purchased a $400,000 Oscar campaign in the paper. But that wasn't enough—now he's considering suing.

[National hero Kate Gosselin realizes she's forgotten something, or eight somethings, as she leaves "Dancing with the Stars" practice in this, our New York City; image via INF]

Ben Stiller and Christine Taylor will lend their voices to Phineas and Ferb, Joel McHale says there will be nudity on tonight's Community, new episodes of Futurama are coming, Elisabeth Hasselbeck will host an Ice Skating show, and more!

Here's the latest bizarro commercial from Rhett and Link, who brought you America's only good advertisement, ever. This one's for an establishment called "Butt Drugs." So, you know,hard to mess that one up. [ILLC via Adfreak]

This is quite the editing feat. Video from various Disney movies is sync'd up (almost) perfectly to match the audio from the Mean Girls trailer. The idea is brilliant, and the execution is even better.

"For normal people this would be a pretty sobering experience," explains Andrew after being pushed off a 10 foot ledge, "but I'm pretty drunk." Good to see he's doing okay after last week's drama.

Amidst the chaos of ardent denials from the perpatrator, Ty, and the indignant self righteousness of the rest of his roommates, Andrew manages to keep it real while being taken to the hospital for a possible concussion.

TONIGHT: Jim and Pam's baby is born on The Office, a member of The Rascal Flatts dies on CSI, four are eliminated from American Idol, America's Best Dance Crew dances to Lady Gaga, and so much more.

LaRouchite Kesha 'Ke$ha' Rogers wins Democratic primary in DeLay's district, will send troops to space.

The Way We Live Now: Never sharing. It's just not in our nature. My cab is mine. My space shuttle is mine. My crack house is mine. You don't like it? Hop a rocket for the moon! Oh you can't.

After Ke$ha's performance on The Wendy Williams Show, the hostess probed her guest about the elements of her mystique (why the dollar sign? are she and Paris Hilton pals post-puke?), and her unique (read: revolting) style.

Kathy Griffin just played an over-the-top lesbian activist on Law & Order. It was so overblown, that it made us think that the portrayal of lesbians has been regressing recently. Inside, the historical arc of on-air girl-on-girl smooching.

Today at Gawker.TV, controversy over John Lennon's appearance in a television ad, Tom Hanks unwittingly plays the role of news analyst, Stephen Colbert has ideas for Greece, Kathie Lee and Hoda's technical difficulties, and the craziest Canadian anti-drug PSA's.

Congratulations to JoelBarrish for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.