Today Joy had her "Month in Review" segment and channeled Ricky Gervais' animated show with a quick bit where all the hosts were puppets. As cute as they look, they sadly still talk and bicker the same as always.

There's a new queen of campy ridiculous on Tyra Banks' high-end public access show and he happens to moonlight as Vogue editor Anna Wintour's right-hand man. Welcome to the André Leon Talley report card.

Perfectly matching ascots to your wide-collar shirts and finding pants that won't crease while touring through the abandoned ruins in your mind is hard! Pack for your next trip to the surrealist dreamscape with a little help from ICI Fibres.

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What's hotter than a hip girl with a perfect body and an ample bosom? A hip girl with a perfect body, ample bosom, and a mustache. Throw in spandex with a boner, and it's no longer advertising—it's art.

America's Next Top Model is no longer about modeling. It is about shaming aspiring models with ridiculous physical challenges. Last night: Walk down a runway with giant swinging pendulums. It's exactly like Japan's MXC, only funnier. Mashup proof inside.

In honor of March Madness, beginning today, check out this original compilation of 75 incredible basketball trick shots. These kids have some serious skills.

When you go to work out should you be all focused and intense and hardcore, or should you just be flipping through some magazine on the elliptical, while sexting? Well, look at it this way: Do you want to die?

Two guys dressed in army fatigues run up to strangers carrying a smoking and very cartoonish-looking bomb.

In case you weren't worried enough about runaway taxis and poison rats, now your scenic balcony that you pay a lot of extra rent for could kill you.

Saturday Night Live's recent sketch about home security systems prompted BWE.tv to take a look at what the Brink Home Security's commercials really look like. The result? A hilarious compilation terrified single women and the burglars breaking into their homes.

Well, that was more like it, no? After last week's horrifying — truly horrifying! — bloodbath eliminations, yesterday we saw three deserving singtestants shoved into the bottom three and the worst of the bunch was sent home.

You mean there are techniques for conflict diffusion beside total avoidance? Fascinating! Here's how to get the hell away from an argumentative person before they make you cry.

How do you make a standard "self-described DC 'power players' and the journalists who cover them are all best buddies" story interesting? Have all the subjects be naked. Hence: "The Diplomatic Finnish Sauna Society of DC" in today's Washington Post.

1982: Tylenol recalled for containing deadly poison. 2010: Tylenol recalled for smelling "musty." That's progress.

This woman seems to think that taunting her pet lynx is cute. That's because she's stupid. It may not be today, it may not be tomorrow...but mauling is imminent.

He's secretly bald and using a piece. And so young! This actress was smoking meth in rehab and this actor got both his girlfriend and another lady pregnant at the same time. Everything is a sham!

The US Federal Appeals Court is doing its part to make sure America doesn't turn into boring, sexting-averse Dubai or some other nation without sexy nude teen girl pix on everyone's cell phone, all the time. Thanks, court pervs!

Al Pacino finally takes on a role that requires him to try and act for the first time in years, as opposed to him collecting seven-figure paychecks and sleepwalking through his roles. His career won't be euthanized after all.

Cursing is always funny, but making your kid curse is even funnier. Except that for the rest of his life he is going to mispronounce "truck".