In your laughable Thursday media column: Roger Ailes calls for unity, Brandon Holley lives the lonely life online, W's editor is leaving, and so are some editors at Harper's.

Celebrated actress and angelic very expensive lifestyle guru Gwyneth Paltrow has been filming a movie in Nashville, TN and has been touring the sites for her website, Goop. Her favorite thing? All the fried food! Really! Believe her! She's normal!

In the summer of 2009, the American Psychological Association conducted a study in which it placed one crazy woman in a house at 2000 S St. in Washington D.C. to see if she could stay for three months. She failed.

Three minutes of highlights from maybe the worst action movie ever. If you enjoy mulleted and muscled men grunting and shooting each other, this cannot be missed.

Yes, 7:30 in the morning is an early time for anyone to be awake, but somehow we expected more from these two seasoned anchors. Watch George Stephanopoulos and Robin Roberts do the awkward "that's my line" tango inside.

The last thing Yelp needs right now is a public imbroglio with an upset internet luminary. But the local-reviews website sure has one, on top of many new lawsuits from merchants and an embarrassing tiff with Google.

Need a cure for your St. Patrick's Day hangover? Read this sampling of comments from last week's Project Runway live blog—then join us for the next one tonight! After all, laughter is the best medicine.

Okay. Yes. We said we were going to ban the god damn word "hipster," but we have lapsed. Mea culpa, and shit. The real problem is that there's not a pithy replacement word. That's where you come in.

Futurama's future has just become blisteringly bright. The new trailer for the triumphant return of the show has laid to rest anymore rumors or speculations. It's confirmed—Futurama will be back this June.

Iraq vet, Army officer, Arab linguist, and avowed homosexualist Dan Choi has chained himself to the White House fence to protest Don't Ask Don't Tell. It's safe to say he did not inform Bravo of his intent.

She's leaving, she's staying, she's leaving, she's staying, and finally she left. Erika's ambivalence was exhausting on last night's Real World D.C., but Mike put her drama in perspective when he recommended that she visit the holocaust museum.

Well, it came back. We thought we'd burned this show and buried its remains in enough sacred burial grounds that it wouldn't be able to regenerate, but it has, and it's worse than ever.

The CBO says the health care reform bill will reduce the deficit by many billions and cover many millions. It will be voted on on Sunday. Then a mobs of angry white people will probably form around the country.

A seemingly normal girl shows off her double-jointed stuff. Twisting and turning in the classroom, she's a study hall sideshow. Fun and educational!

In this video, Reggie Watts breaks down typical contemporary hiphop videos into their hilarious component parts. Warning: lots of cursing and lots of hair.

Toyota's general counsel is calling on ABC News president David Westin to retract and apologize for a cocked-up story by America's Wrongest Reporter, Brian Ross. UPDATE: ABC News' response is below.

Facebook agreed to think about installing an anti-pedophile "panic button" following a "frank" (read "heated") meeting with a British minister over the death of a 17-year-old Facebook user, the BBC reports. For those who turn to Facebook when they panic.

It's time for more excerpts from 2010's most backstabbing tell-all book, The Best of Friends [sarcasm!]: Martha and Me by Mariana Pasternak. Today: Martha's frenemy mocks Martha's calculating interactions with Anthony Hopkins, Richard Meier, and Billy Tauzin.

You're probably tired of eating grilled raccoon and braised boot every night for dinner. Why not change your luck by winning the lottery and becoming a millionaire? Just follow this guy's instructions. Trust him, he has a mustache.

Mercy's St. Patrick's Day episode included a gigantic brawl between drunk Irish folks and drunk Italians—what would Snooki and the gang think?! Fortunately, Michelle Tratchenberg's character came to the rescue by dousing them all with a fire extinguisher.