This woman's psychic drawing skills might be affected by some of her more physical needs.

Welcome to Buster Bluth's bizarre pottery class. He has only one rule the students must abide by: No Ghosting. Unfortunately, Jeff's competition with the other "good-looking cool guy" in class causes him to break this anti-Patrick Swayze rule.

Project Runway is all about vision and delusion. The vision of arranged design marriages. The delusion they always end in divorce. The vision of New York City. The delusion it's always beautiful. Plus, a special announcement!

When the Future Robot Death Panels ask you to show them one article that explains exactly how narrow-minded, cynical, amoral, and borderline sociopathic the Washington press was in the time of Freedom, you may want to consider this Politico story.

Questions were posed, few were answered. Who is Archer's father? Is Lana really going to bang that fat woman nobody will sleep with? Will Cyril go postal? Thank God Archer got renewed!

In your finally Friday media column: wacko wants to buy newspaper from some other wackos who are too wack to sell, Christiane Amanpour has a new job, a WSJ wage freeze, and Jon Friedman is a literary Tiger.

Commander-in-chief Lindsey Graham is nearing a deal to close Guantanamo in exchange for just a little bit of our respect for the rule of law.

It is not even up for debate that the first Predator was awesome. The franchise took a serious nosedive With Predator 2 and Aliens Vs. Predator. Best thign to do? Reboot the franchise. Hey, it worked for Batman.

Dr. Drew's Sober House brought some major aggression towards the show's cameramen. Both Mike Starr and Kari Ann Peniche (kicked out after two episodes!) took their detox frustration out on the very people ensuring they receive attention while they "rehab."

Oh, Jessie Spano, you never should've messed around with those pills! Your brain turned to mush, but it happened in the most entertaining way possible. Here's video from that famous episode musically backed by the Pointer Sisters' "I'm So Excited!"

Screwing freelance writers is just wrong. We're doing our part to expose those who don't pay up. Today: complaints that Regent/ Here Media, owner of Out and The Advocate, is ripping their freelancers off.

Actor Craig Robinson, star of the upcoming Hot Tub Time Machine, has been in Pineapple Express, Knocked Up, and Arrested Development. As a side-character on The Office since season 1, he's hardly been used. Could this finally be changing?

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty spouted gibberish, twisted his horrible visage, and killed himself. This Kinder Surprise commercial was banned when children found the freakish version of the nursery rhyme hero too terrifying for broadcast television. Wabadoobie!

Shockingly, sexual abuse was (and probably is) prevalent among scout leaders. And the scouts keep secret documents about it. About 1000 of the so-called "perversion files" have now come to light as part of a court case in Oregon.

The Grey's Anatomy star can't stay dressed! Details about the tattooed lady Sandra Bullock's husband slept with. George Clooney is a generous voter. The Paula Abdul Star Search deal is off. Friday's gossip is working on its farmer's tan.

Except not really, because like all potentially cool science stuff it's only kind of cool in a technical way and it will be decades before you can throw one on and loiter in locker rooms. So put down your Harry Potter, scientists, and make me a hoverboard. Also a lightsaber. [BBC]

Another person who figures his cat needs an attitude adjustment enlists his TV to help demonstrate human superiority.

Kismet or luck: 30 Rock's tale of Tracy Jordan's shattered reputation fell on the same day that Tiger Woods' saucy text messages surfaced. Only difference being his scandal is the exact opposite of Tiger's.

We hear America's worst PR firm, Ronn [sic] Torossian-led 5WPR, sent employees a note this morning "telling them to 'work for a library or become school teachers' if they want to leave by 6:30 p.m." Forward that here, would you?

Heather Cassils is the awesome-looking woman who plays Lady Gaga's prison girlfriend in the "Telephone" video. But she's also a well-known artist in her own right. And she loved making out with Gaga.