Tina Fey's hot Esquire shoot, South Park's premiere had fantastic ratings, Paula Abdul says no to Star Search, an interview with Donald Glover, and an update on the progress of Sarah Palin's reality show.

Fox News' contribution to the complex political debates helping shape America? A poll that asked whether we should just vote out all Congressional incumbents. The answer: yes, in 68 per cent of cases. Achieved: nothing. Read this instead. [Fox News]

The We We Live Now: Better than we used to. Assuming "we" are farmers in India. And we are, because the only industries left here in the USA are life insurance, and robbing life insurance agents.

On last night's Late Night With Jimmy Fallon, they trotted out the old "let's break some dubious world records" shtick. One being the world's largest bloody mary garnished with a late night host. Sure, why not.

The Iraq War is seven years old. No one responsible for it is in jail.

The Real World: New Orleans is currently in production. This week the police had to be called when a cast member "fell ill" after using a toothbrush that his housemate had urinated on. Really.

Congratulations to JulesNYC for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.

Today at Gawker.TV, 30 Rock has fun at Tiger Woods' expense, Craig Robinson finally gets some airtime on The Office, Archer's cliffhanger finale, Tony Hale's anti-Ghost pottery class on Community, and Johnny Weir suggests his personality cost him a medal.

Catch up with fabulosity embodied, Kimora Lee Simmons, and her kids, Ming Lee, Aoki Lee, and new baby brother, Kenzo Lee, on new episodes of Kimora: Life In the Fab Lane this Sunday @ 9/8c on The Style Network. Trailer below!

After 15 years of legal wrangling, a San Francisco court that says Smith's estate has no right to more than $300m she claimed her late billionaire husband, oil magnate J. Howard Marshall, promised her from his $1.6bn fortune. [AP]

Last night's Housewives was all about the settling of scores, of clearing accounts, making payments. Last night we saw no cases closed, but many new ones opened.

You hipsters really came through. We asked for a new slur to replace "hipster," and nearly a thousand of you (presumably unemployed) commenters made suggestions. Jesus. We've narrowed it down to 20. Cast your vote below.

Jerry, Parks and Recreation's pudgy and picked-on office dope, got a very special episode last night. Mugged while feeding hummingbirds, Jerry saw his plight unite the cast in pity, fear, and zingers at the expense of his supreme lameness.

Dick Cheney's speaking fees: "As of last year, Dick Cheney commanded $75,000, plus first-class travel for an entourage of three. Liz Cheney gets $20,000 plus travel for one." Well, that's still less than Gore. And Paris Hilton.

Padma Lakshmi's new baby, Krishna, is only a month old, but she's already charming like an adult. "She's very independent and very funny. She's a good communicator and is very witty already," she tells People. Why worry about crawling first?

Representative Paul Broun has two alternative pro-South names for the Civil War.

Diddy is the latest very rich person to think that buying an English football team is a quaint and charming idea. But his plan to buy London team Crystal Palace for $360m will lead to disaster. And here's why.

On last night's Marriage Ref, a debate about the legitimacy of stealing from hotels led to a discussion of a pepper mill once lifted from Martha's home. Cedric the Entertainer then delivered a re-enactment; this must be exactly what happened.

The LA Times profiled Bill and found that he's mellowing in his old age. He's even happy that Glenn Beck has stolen his thunder as a liberal hate figure. "I'm just a human meat shield for the guy," responds Beck.