About damn time this surfaced. The first time we all saw the Karate Kid trailer the only thing that came to mind was "what does Arnold think?" Now that he finally reviewed it, he can go back to breaking California.

[Samantha Ronson hitting the town with American Idol high priestess Adam Lambert in New York last night; image via Bauer-Griffin]

They say that youth is wasted on the young. That may have something to do with the amnesia brought on by the multiple concussions and head injuries.

New York Times crown prince A "to the" G Sulzberger has triumphed in his most demeaning test thus far: writing an entire story about bathroom breaks. You don't have to take this, AG! Put those editors in their place! [Previously]

Can you guess what movie this image comes from? Check back for the answer at 4pm today.

Tour companies are capitalizing on the popularity of "reality tours" through the city's gang areas with new boat trips along the polluted coast. Among the highlights: nylon mesh diapers, toxic fish, smokestacks, and oil islands. [LAT]

The former Speaker of the House says health care reform will ruin Obama much like passing civil rights laws "shattered" Lyndon Johnson and the Democratic Party in the 60's. Wow. Update: Newt says quotes used out of context.

Margaret Moth, the CNN camerawoman who barely survived a gunshot wound in Bosnia, is dead.

The prickly President of Venezuela has just about had it with the backstabby world of online political dissidence, and has vowed to fight back with a blog of his own. Generation Overshare, please welcome your soon-to-be newest comrade.

Let us speak no more of health care and its reform. Let us speak instead of flash mobs, that giddy turn-of-the-century creation which seems to be experience a terrifying renaissance in Philadelphia.

Rod Blagojevich is a name few around the country tend to forget—especially in Illinois. But for one special young woman on the streets of New York—a state he has had no hand in ruining—he'll always be Donny.

Maybe not today, but very soon! His name is Jay Martin and he has spent the evening making sure everyone on Twitter knows he is "dead fucking serious" about wishing death upon Barack Obama. Updated with comment from Martin

Due to March Madness I was forced to watch 60 Minutes almost in full. And just when I couldn't take it anymore, I heard the sweet warbling of Andy Rooney's voice. The Amazing Race was finally starting! 45 minutes late.

No matter how you feel about tonight's health care vote, it's better than a huge volcano enveloping our nation. This might happen to Iceland, where an eruption is threatening to trigger even bigger blasts. Related: this John McPhee book. [AP]

Somebody yelled "Baby Killer" at pro-life Michigan Democrat Bart Stupak while he spoke against the anti-abortion amendment he proposed to the health care bill. Now the world wonders: Who is this heroic Baby Killer Guy? Update: It was a Texan!

Kirstie Allie may be a profanity-spouting Scientologist, but she's no fool. Tonight on Kirstie Alley's Big Life, when her daughter tries to convince her that Wii Fit can help with her weight loss, Kirstie wants no part of it.

A grand, sweeping overview of the inhabitants of our world, Life picks up right where Planet Earth left off. It's a show that makes one happy to own a TV. And it's also narrated by Oprah!

Healthcare reform has passed. It's not perfect, but it's better than nothing and almost universally a good thing. Unless you're Fox News or Sarah Palin, in which case it's the end of the world. We watched today's apocalyptic coverage, mystified.

Happy Health Care Reform! The Senate bill just passed the House: 219-212. No Republicans voted for the bill. There's still another vote on the Stupak Amendment, but, basically, health care has been reformed. Let's go get a pre-existing condition!

Mike Tyson: He has a huge facial tattoo. He went to prison for rape. Now he is about to launch a reality show about his curious passion for pigeons. But PETA is mad about it. Leave the guy alone!