I just read the story. Wow. If it were anyone other than the heir to the newspaper, I'd have to ask if he was paid by the word.
They aren't bad words, there are just entirely too many of them.
Michael Pollak contributed reporting.
AG: Hey, Pollak, go find out why a Jew is running that newsstand!
Wow, he looks exactly the same as he did in seventh grade. I wonder if he still smells like smugness.
That's my local newsstand! I'm kinda excited. I'll report back if I take a shift for Syed.