Sheila Kelley, the actress who plays the brand new character Zoe on Lost, just did an interview with Us Weekly and it is interesting! She says that Zoe "has the answer."

You won't notice it at first, but wait for it...wait for it...there, that is one very surprised cat. I wonder what it has seen.

Undercover Boss, CBS's cruelly ingenious propaganda-vision extravaganza, is enraging enough in its very premise—that the boss is your friend. But last night, the show stooped to its lowest level: using a dead child to help polish a corporate reputation.

One wholesome-looking Dutch family illustrates the importance of learning English, unknowingly jamming out to the feel-good sodomy pop hit of the season. Ironically, the commercial could never make it to broadcast uncensored in most English-speaking countries. NSFW language.

She wants total control of her daughter's life. Reese Witherspoon has a new man. Jesse James' ex-wife fights for custody—again. No one shows at Bethenny's baby shower. Octomom gets a porn offer. Monday's gossip is pregnant and horny.

These kids set up a lemonade stand prank, and allow purchasers to catch one of them fake-urinating in the pitcher.

She's baaaaack. Plus: Christian Slater keeps on keepin' on, Starz continues its campaign for respect, the MTV Movie Awards find a funny host, and lots of casting news.

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I'm sorry your NCAA bracket was killed by Northern Iowa and Saint Mary's. But you know whose wasn't? Other than Harry Smith? His Early Show co-anchor Dave Price. Why? He went to a little school called Cornell. Heard of it?

Why are women underrepresented in science and math-related fields? According to a new report from the National Science Foundation, it's probably because they're so sensitive about every little thing.

And cheaper, too. Say you have some life-altering product that needs advertising to get off the ground, using Google TV Ads, you can buy TV ad space whenever/wherever you want. Slate tested it out, and the results were surprising.

As its policy conference begins in Washington today, pro-Israel lobbying group AIPAC called for a full settlement freeze, according to a fake press release.

Not content surfing with dogs, this Peruvian man decides to teach an alpaca to surf. Poor thing does not look happy about this.

It's true, he's wonderful. Plus: Everybody wants to go ask Alice, a kiddie flick surprises, an Iraq movie does not, and we talk a little bit about monkeys.

Andy Rooney believes that many people who unjustifiably held good jobs would be better off picking up trash. Now complete the circle, Andy Rooney.

An internet cafe in Moscow was attacked by two arsonist earlier this week. A security guard fought the arsonist's quite valiantly.. but in the end, the bad guys won.

Her girlfriend doesn't seem to mind that she's pretending to like guys to get romantic parts. This male singer and a pervy PR guy also love the ladies, though they're not always a big hit with them.

Some people are just born with good taste. When this dad puts on Miley Cyrus, his little girl begins shrieking. But when he puts on Bon Jovi—the shrieking stops. But what are her feelings on Hootie?

Spree...what a great word. Well, you could win a $150 Bloomingdale's Gift Certificate if you just take some time this morning and answer a few survey questions. Just email the last question to surveys@gawker.com and you'll be entered to win! [Rules]

Health food manufacturer and exponentially dimensionalized fulcrum of universal gravity PepsiCo is investing hundreds of millions of dollars in an effort to make America healthier, with things like "designer" salt crystals for Lay's potato chips. What else could they do?