New York University, a fantastically expensive diploma mill for the children of the leisure class, is going to buy the rest of Greenwich Village, put up some towers, and then expand into downtown Brooklyn and Governors Island.

Yes, like her hero, Palin is going on reality TV. Plus: A new Scream movie, another interesting HBO project, lots of pilot news, and we officially have our Captain America.

Wal-Mart is good! Working moms are evil! Moon water flavors! Needle poke studies! These and other wondrous findings from the world of science in today's Science Watch, where we watch the science—voraciously eating facts!

Charlie le Mindu may have the world's coolest, and certainly most sedate, cat. Here Billie Porter acts as our guide through the wild world of being French and dying your pet pink with food coloring.

And we don't mean box office. He wears the same clothes repeatedly until they reek. This actress burned her house down doing coke and another actress needs more plastic surgery to fix her bad plastic surgery. Everything is disposable.

First of all—is this a joke? If this is a joke, then—HA! If this isn't a joke, the only explanation is the Tea Party is unveiling a hideous plot to create musically disinclined zombies to defeat health care.

Adorable little Tan Hong Ming is in it really deep. He is so in love he doesn't know what to do about it, and it's adorable.

Uhhh, clearly California legislators have not been studying our list of Places People Can Always Smoke, No Takebacks. They're now trying to outlaw smoking at state parks and at beaches. Is there no smokin' nature left?

[Jennifer Aniston and Adam Sandler film their new movie "Just Go With It" in LA; image via INF]

Where can I get a dog like one of these? That Yellow Lab is better at closing cabinets than my roommate.

Vivian Blake—founder of the Shower Posse, the Jamaican coke-dealing gang that terrorized great swaths of cokey America in the 1980s, and got its name from "showering" people with bullets—died Sunday in Jamaica at age 53. So young!

Can you guess what movie this image comes from? Check back for the answer at 4pm today.

Cops are people, too. They drive drunk with weapons and swerve across mountain roads at 7 o'clock in the morning just like the rest of us. And this on-duty Colorado trooper was cuffed and stuffed, just like an average Joe.

Cross-branding master Richard Branson is boldly going where only billionaires can go with the inaugural flight of his new spaceship. Soon, rich people can travel into space and be a captive audience to the Greatest Salesman of All Time.

A new study by two professors (one also a minister) says that meal portions portrayed in paintings of the Last Supper have grown steadily over the centuries. Has this encouraged people to overeat, or is it art imitating life? [Reuters]

The socialist Obamacare bill has conservative columnists scrambling for any lame historical analogy they can scrap together. But the hottest one, Napoleon's Waterloo, is being used for the commies and the God-fearing patriots. Straighten this out guys, it's getting confusing!

A California couple were sent to prison after boasting on the Dr. Phil show about shoplifting Legos and selling them on the internet. The judge also blamed Phil, who she called a "charlatan," and a "terrible, terrible man."

Sandra Bullock has been talking to "high-end divorce lawyers." Ditto Jesse James. It's probably a good thing. If a marriage can't weather a single neo-Nazi fetish model affair it just wasn't meant to be. [TMZ]

Poor Ken Bannister: He owns a collection of 17,000 "banana-themed artifacts." That alone is enough to earn our pity. But now the museum he started to house them is being shut down. Let's meet this sad banana man.

Next season, Jersey Shore goes to Miami Beach. But last season's exploits are about to go international. MTV is launching the show in more than 30 countries this week. Here's how they are selling this most American export abroad.