On last night's episode of America's favorite gay infomercial, Ru and the gang were talkin' about books. Raggedy paper things that contain words that aren't "ooh girl" or "mama, yes." Unless they're written by a drag queen!

Even a fan of How I Met Your Mother can get fed up listening to Lilly confront Ted Mosby about being a total Ted Mosby. If you find yourself just wanting to skip to the parts with NPH, watch this!

If you only watch one video today where an Australian drag queen performs a modern pop song during a Broadway show, please try to make it this one. Because it is the opposite of terrible.

If you see someone toting a Kindle onto the subway, give them space: Judging from what owners of the e-book reader have done to author Michael Lewis, they can be some seriously mean and vengeful nerds.

In your tendentious Tuesday media column: W magazine names its new editor, The Onion gets a TV show, haters be hating on Christiane Amanpour, and a win for Brian Tierney, newspaper champion.

After years of both sides debating the issue, President Barack Obama has finally signed health care reform into law. Democrats were all smiles today during the signing; meanwhile, Tea Baggers settled back into their routine of CSI and TV dinners.

Last night's episode was the most underpantsless, hair-chestiest episode of the spring. And yet, oddly, it was also the chastest.

"This is a big fucking deal," the Vice President said before President Obama signed the health insurance reform bill into law. Another classic Joe Biden "gaffe," which is when he says a truthful and often totally endearing thing in public.

This man shows us how cantankerous grandpas everywhere defend themselves against ridiculously persistent yet incompetent assailants using only a rolled-up magazine and his chair.

Over the past two years, more than a dozen Securities and Exchange employees and contractors have tried to view pornography on government computers at least 8,273 times. Here's what they were looking at while the global financial system cratered.

President Obama just signed the health care reform bill! Can you believe he actually pulled this thing off? Now he can begin what will presumably be the generation-long effort to fix the damn thing.

Using special glasses to "read" their opponents, this week the dolls on RuPaul's Drag Race played an insult driven game of library. Ru was in stitches the entire contest, and Jujubee finally won her first challenge.

Last week we told you that Regent/ Here Media, publisher of Out, The Advocate, and other gay titles, was ripping off freelancers. Oh, the tips that poured in! They are really deadbeats, apparently. New scathing complaints against the company, below.

"Television is going to be big, or it isn't going to be at all." The crack staff at Popular Science said this in 1944, and beyond the seeming obviousness of its either/or scenario, there's a lot to think about here.

Johnny Cash, Ray Charles, why not Weird Al? In a trailer that's almost too good to be true, it examines the rise and fall of Mr. Yankovic. Sex, drugs, and polka, y'all.

Raquel Welch, iconic babe of One Million Years B.C. and Bedazzled fame, blasts off to get her intergalactic groove on in her 1970 TV special, Raquel!. With Welch shaking her assets in a skimpy silver spacesuit, the retro-future looks banging.

Rally racing is hard enough without having some hottie waving a handkerchief at you. These pranksters set up an inflatable girl and wait to distract passing racers.

Lady Gaga's former bassist wants his royalties. Sandra Bullock gets a divorce lawyer. Her husband's tattooed mistress loses a job for being a Nazi. Madonna leaves New York. Kate Gosselin can't dance. Tuesday's gossip is embarrassing itself in public.

On The Early Show, GOP Chairman Michael Steele explains that the party website featuring Nancy Pelosi in front of a wall of flames and the title "Fire Pelosi" is in no way extreme, and had to be "tamed... down."

Got three round objects and plenty of time? Why not learn to juggle? It beats applying for jobs or doing homework, and it makes running off to join the circus a viable option.