Texas might execute another innocent man tomorrow.

Congratulations to WendellX for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.

Today at Gawker.TV, Kate Gosselin makes her Dancing debut, Neil Patrick Harris cannot take a bad photo, Anthony Bourdain visits the South of France, and GOP Chairman Michael Steele attempts to explain the "Fire Pelosi" website on The Early Show.

Jimmy Kimmel Live! took what little footage there was from Tiger Woods' weekend TV appearances, and had some fun with them. It was certainly more entertaining than the actual interviews.

Last week, J. Lo was inexplicably cast in the Goldie Hawn role of a Overboard remake. Please, don't mess with the classics like that! If you're going to go remaking '80s movies, here's how to do it right.

We hate this story, but this might matter if you've invited the Sandra Bullock homewrecker to stay in your Rapture bunker. Michelle McGee has apparently filmed a hilarious yet-to-be-released video spoofing the affair, in which a clever friend plays Bullock.

Discussion of President Obama's historic health care reform bill has dominated the airwaves, and Late Night is no exception. Jimmy took to mocking our government's arcane - if not annoying - parliamentary procedure. C-SPAN fans and student government nerds, rejoice!

Many things are ending in New York these days. From where we sleep to where we bob across the water to Staten Island to where we place our bets to where we Do It, all of New York is disappearing.

Hipsters are dead. Long(?) live Fauxhemians.

Texas Rep. Louie Gohmert would like to repeal the 17th Amendment. That is the one that allows for the direct election of Senators.

On The Tonight Show, fun was had with the size disparity between the guests, Johnny Weir and Charles Barkley. When Charles can't fit on the couch like Johnny, the skater's suggestion: "Just sit there and look pretty".

It's either one or one-and-a-half rotations. One and a quarter is only good enough for an epic fail video.

We were too busy last night watching Nurse Jackie make bad decisions to bother with Kell on Earth. Luckily our very own fictional freelancer Betsey Morgenstern was making some bad decisions of her own and has the scoop.

Who knew that Craig Ferguson and John Cusack were hilarious together? When Cusack requests an "awkward pause" Ferg obliges and we, the viewers, get a silly two-minute-long laughfest.

The Way We Live Now: Under the sea. We paddle and swim, and what do we see? Money, and money, all growing on trees. Under the water, a dream spending spree!

13 state attorneys general (three of whom are running for governor) filed lawsuits against a provision of health care reform that will not actually go into effect until 2014. Tort reform now!

Today in "obsessively tracking staff changes at the New York Times:" Deputy editor opening, suckas!

The makers of feminine hygiene product Mooncup enlisted the drugged-out singer in their quest to nickname every lady's flower. We thought Amy's parts would have a tougher moniker. Ew, we officially just spent too much time thinking about Winehouse's vagina.

A recent Folgers commercial has been overtaking the airwaves. But what seems to be getting the most on-air emphasis here is not sub-par coffee... It's distasteful family relations!

Last night's premiere of Dancing With the Stars was entertaining: Shannen Doherty cried her eyes out, Pam Anderson danced as though she was doing the nasty, and Kate Gosselin laid it on thick as she played the pity card—hard.