Even a fan of How I Met Your Mother can get fed up listening to Lilly confront Ted Mosby about being a total Ted Mosby. If you find yourself just wanting to skip to the parts with NPH, watch this!

We've condensed last night's tale of Barney's never-unflattering photos into a "minisode." The Unsinkable NPH tells the story of a man who can't take a bad picture, his sunning in the glory of this rapturous talent, a beautiful woman trying to change his luck in order to bring him down to her level, and finally a conclusion you'd be a fool to miss. All this in less than 2 minutes: