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Today, ace culturalist Doree Shafrir looked into how the Nazi Tattoo Mistress story came to be, and it sparked a lively debate among you (and Jezebel) commenters. One of you imagined how this would have read as a blind item.

Tea Partiers are planning a Tea Party outside the home of Senate Parliamentarian Alan Frumin. And there are "people threatening him," according to Kent Conrad. Frumin, of course, was appointed Parliamentarian after the Republicans fired the old one for ruling against them in a reconciliation matter.

Fly Girls premiered last night, but all I could find when I turned to the channel was a soft-core pornography featuring sexy flight attendants.

Does reclusive Hollywood scoopstress Nikki Finke want out of her multimillion dollar^* deal with Mail.com? She says she recently turned down an offer from the Hollywood Reporter to lead the flailing trade. Her archnemesis Sharon Waxman hears they're still talking.

Leonard's brother, Christ Angel, is an impressively douchey illustrated approximation of the actual Mindfreak. Watch in wonder as he shoots doves out of his crotch and births himself from the loins of an audience volunteer at Radio City.

[The Mary-Kate edition Olsen leaves her apartment; image via Splash]

Lost producers reveal the last episode's title, CBS gets a dancing show, Sarah Silverman's Playboy interview, True Blood's promo poster for its new season, and Sarah Palin's Alaska has been picked up by the Discovery Channel.

Rep. Randy "Human Infant" Neugebauer hollered out "Baby Killer" on the House floor this week. Doesn't that deserve a good tip? Donate now! [Adfreak]

A spy at the SABEW conference tells us Arthur Sulzberger Jr. spent much of his time at the Phoenix journalism event with a new companion. Meet Kathy Kristof, the latest rumored girlfriend of the New York Times publisher.

Bill Murray became a guest bartender at the music festival South by Southwest. As the way-too-excited guy at the beginning of the video will tell you, Bill Murray refused everyone's order and only poured tequila.

Our favorite monotone, clown-mouthed hipster, Ren, sang her swan song in last night's elimination but not before Tyra pulled some fierce emotional manipulation.

Today the deal to purchase a large chunk of the commercial property in New York's gay summer enclave was finalized. The new owners, a real-estate development triumvirate, say they won't change a thing, at least for now.

Congratulations to JulesNYC for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.

Today at Gawker.TV, Jimmy Fallon drops by Today, the craziest Tea Party Protest videos on the internet, Glenn Beck fires back at James Cameron, summoning the Kraken, and inspired by Reading Rainbow's revival— four shows PBS should bring back.

There has been a war going on. A secret war that only a few select people know about. It's the war that rages between the Ginger clan and South Park.

On The Bonnie Hunt Show today, Biggest Loser star Jillian Michaels discussed her weight/nose issues as a child. Bonnie Hunt sees her story as an inspiration for young girls, even though it included an elective surgery.

The Way We Live Now: Spending ourselves to death. The way we're unable to comprehend simple arithmetic, you'd think we were all educated in America's public schools. Hmm, what's everything we have minus everything? Can we still afford a VitaminWater?

Why is Anthony Weiner forcing crazies to send him terror powder? Eric Cantor demands answers!

Has your busted basketball bracket got you bummed? Well, cheer up by reading this upset-free round of comments from last week's Project Runway live blog – and then join us here on Gawker for the next one tonight.