Just weeks before his latest show Treme debuts on HBO, TV writer and producer David Mills has died of a brain aneurysm in New Orleans at the age of 49.

The pop music thingamajig is the top target for the film's producers to ink and sing the ditty for the franchise. Be careful, she might try to change the title to "Skipaldeedoo Gobbeldygook" to fit her lyrics.[Getty]

This scene from the cheesy 80s cult classic, Hard Ticket to Hawaii, is one of the most bizarrely entertaining deaths in movie history. When a skateboarding, blow-up doll wielding assassin attacks, there's only one weapon fit for retaliation: a bazooka.

Charles Widmore is taking Flocke's people, Jin Kwan is enticed by baby photos, and holy puck, it's Desmond! Last night's LOST gave us an annoyingly Korean language filled episode with promises of war, revelation, and reunion embraces.

"Excuse me miss? You dropped some money!" How could that scenario possibly go wrong? When the woman is a prostitute and there's a cop right around the corner.

It's true! Dirty, dirty f'ing. Also today: Remember Stephen Dorff? You're about to. A terrible remake sounds terrible. Plus news about all of your favorite TV shows, from Veronica Mars to that other one.

Brooklyn native Martin Raskin attended P.S. 202 in East New York from 1946-1955. Now he's obsessed with collecting memorabilia from his old school. How obsessed? Buttocks obsessed.

And have we reached a consensus on which is worse, yet? Tiger Woods' mistress talks tampons, Bode Miller gets dirty at a Playboy party, Heidi Montag schools Lindsay Lohan. Here's your Wednesday gossip.

Do you miss high school? Want to relive the simpler days of high school dances and spiked punch? Watch this to learn how to blend in while you crash someone else's prom.

There is one thing that can be taken away from this video, and it's that Arnold Schwarzenegger is unquestionably the greatest actor of this generation.

Sarah Palin will present a TV special on Fox tomorrow night called Real American Stories. But some of the interviews were taped years ago, and LL Cool J didn't know his would eventually be used in a Sarah Palin-hosted show.

The media world—it changes. A few years ago, Conde Nast was a golden castle on the hill, and the internet was a squatter's hovel/ "artist's colony" far below. But lo! Now, former Nasties are flooding the internet themselves.

Have you even been hanging with a friend when you realize they're just not who you thought they were? Watch this bear cub have that unpleasant realization about his playmate.

At the end of a Jin/Sun-centric episode, last night we got a surprise visit from an old friend. What's this person doing back on our radar? Why was the entire episode, in essence, named after them? Spoiler Alert, duh.

It's the only stunt she can think of to stay famous. This actor is trying to stay relevant by switching TV shows and these two actresses ignore each other in public. Come on, kids. It's time to play nice.

Slink Capone brings us this "hood variant" of a commercial for Everest College - apparently the west coast equivalent of DeVry. Not hating on either, but this demonstrates why it's such a dicey move for colleges to advertise.

This little girl recites the heck out of the pledge of allegiance. Go America!

Patricia Edwards walked into a Sanford, FL Bank of America branch last week and robbed it—because, she later explained, "it was something I had on my ‘bucket list.'" Patricia has leukemia, but it's not terminal. She's just terminally awesome.

Stephen Colbert opened The Report last night with a discussion of the recent coming-out of Ricky Martin. This clip gives us a glimpse into a point in his career that involved less pinstripes and more pleather.

[Actor Sam Worthington was so inundated with autograph seekers last night at LAX that he had to enlist a policeman to escort him through the terminal; image via Splash]